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Can it do tops too?
Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.
What if I just have a nibble?
I remember Snow White a little differently from this
I'm not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful. Imagine it felt like that every time.
I've never heard someone say that before. Why would you want one but not the other, if you don't mind my asking?
Hello! I'm not the person you asked but I figured I'd throw in my experience.
In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.
But everyone's experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don't feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.
Well, you could still pee standing up.
my dude, the she-wee has existed since, uh, plastic. maybe only as long as women have served in the military.
Yeah like is there an artificial flavour I can try? Also someone attached to the birth kit
Trans lifehack
Free orchidectomy and penectomy? Where are these apples found? Asking for a friend
Shouldn't it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.
If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn't have a dick and balls were to eat it?
It's expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don't have, so buckle up.
So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.
So you'd be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
Oh. So if someone had a
Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
it’s black because it grew from an oil spill
For those curious, this apple does exist (though it's more of a very dark purple) and it grows at high altitude in Tibet. The altitude gave it its colour.
And its effect on one's delicate bits?
Never mind is just a very expensive apple
dammit i live near apple country (it's why i smoke with apple half the time. applewood is cheap as hell out in placerville) and i have a goal of eating every varietal of apple. just that's it. every varietal of apple. why the hell not when you live near apple country, right? (like i just went out to watsonville and got me some olallieberries and even better got to talk with Nita fuck yeah) you mean i have to fly to tibet to eat this?
Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?
And conservative men.
That's basically where I was going with the joke, anyway. I'm hoping this could be the change they need to reassess their life and join the human race.
i mean, yeah i got you were joking. one of my firmest morals is that people have the right to choose what they put in their bodies and in order to do that they have to know what they are putting in it and what it will do. but like, woooooo this apple is going to forcefemme you is kinda funny.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away......because now the doctor is too depressed to go to work and be a doctor.....
Wow, I’d love to try…
holdup
If mine fell off, I would make a device to keep it alive so I could play with it when ever I wanted to. Plus now that's detached you could toss it around, let her borrow it for a few nights or let her use it in the shower. Lots of good things could be coming from this. We just don't see it because we haven't been in this position before.
I want to use this meme to draw attention to the fact that many fruits have a lot of varieties. Usually, people know this because of wines and grapes, since concord, pinot noir/grigio, chardonnay, nebbiolo are all different kinds of grapes and are vastly different. The same is true with apples too, but most people are familiar with the few they can pick at orchards. If there was an apple that could do what's described in the meme, I wouldn't be particularly surprised.
I feel like going full Snow White with and offering Trump an Apple.
Then again, he doesn’t eat food that was, you know, grown, so….
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