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[–] 80 points 4 months ago

We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.

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  • [–] 144 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    would be the first cage fight i ever watched

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  • [–] 46 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Ironically, I actually saw the cage fight where The Undertaker took out Mankind. I was visiting someone who was a big WWF fan and they had it playing.

    Non-scripted fighting? Can’t say I’ve ever watched that.

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  • [+] -9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    You realize that undertaker and mankind in a cage doesn't exactly narrow it down.

    I know which one you're talking about, but that was something they did a few times a year from 1996 to roughly 2001.

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  • [–] 68 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    We were supposed to see Zuckerberg and musk, but then musks mom said he couldn’t play. Then we were all sad.

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  • [–] 51 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Watch Junior try to spin this as a threat on his life and get Hunter gulag-ed. Wouldn't put it past those thin-skinned crybullies.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Let's fucking go. Should be a monthly fight.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    One of the first big civ's in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It’ll never happen. They are bullies. Push comes to shove — cowards.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    I'm in! Any situation where trumps get punched in the face is ok by me.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    I mean the vulgarity of the event is obvious. And the mental image of Hunter bitchslapping Jr is enticing.

    However this kind of exchange in itself is so far of the classy scale, more in the trailer park terms of conversation.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Who fucking cares? The US left needs to give up on the "high road" bullshit. It does nothing but harm.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I feel the need to stress that this is not a us thing only. I feel that trying to be better is the inverse of useless, it's quite essential.

    And we should hold our leaders to that standard.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago*

    That's nice. I'm ready to fight to win, personally.

    Fight dirty. Pack every court, add seats, gerrymander the life out of every county and up, abuse every rule and gentleman's agreement. It all ends when those things become enshrined in law. No more wringing hands and strongly worded letters. Sometimes the bully just needs a bitch slap to make the trip back to reality.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Class is for grandmas. Grace is a useless concept which has no place in society imo

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Without even a modicum of grace, society crumbles. Honour is still a thing even though it's been pushed out of sight during this current admin-aggression. See graceless Jane watch society crumble. Crumble society, crumble.

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago

    Hunter is a piece of shit in his own right. The last thing we need is Hunter Biden as our new democratic "champion." I hoped Jon Stewart would make a play, but I honestly think he's too much of a bitch.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.

    Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I want to see Hunter smash the shit out of stephen miller.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    I'd like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I'd prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I'd LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago
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    Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Was the other one Angela Merkel?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It was Patrick Brazeau, a Conservative shitheel who was in hot water at the time for financial crimes and sexual assault. They eventually framed it as a contest for charity, and Trudeau kicked his ass.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    There is no yield, only death is the test of it....

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    I'd watch that.

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  • [+] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The Orange Shitstain vs the Lunatic Ayatollah would be better.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.

    -All Quiet on the Western Front.

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  • [+] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Hoping that they both literally kill each other 😈

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Eric will try to fix it.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    "Whoosh thump!" Boot to the head.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Trashy shithole

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    why did I think that was Cillian Murphy -

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I would [unfortunately] pay the current admin to watch this fight.

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  • [+] -1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Oh God, STFU Hunter, you meth head. I agree, but I wish he would fuck all the way off

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  • [+] -10 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    The Bidens are pieces of fucking shit in their own right. Ignore them.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    This is how your comment sounds: You see that picture of Hitler and the head of Mercedes? Forget about this Holocaust shit. Can you believe the head of Mercedes worked with the Nazis?! That's who we really need to be focusing on... Forget Hitler!

    See how stupid that sounds?

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  • [+] -7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    That is sound reasoning if you have shit for brains! Anyone who isn't a fucking twatlord that has followed the news knows the bidens are neoliberal pieces of shit, contrtolled opposition, even for democrats they are conservative, that's why they were chosen, that's why they failed, that's why the current rulers are in place.

    Don't let half wit voters make you think you have a point here. You are the problem, are you pruposefully manipulating people, or are you just ignorant?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    You sound like a complete dip shit. What's next, are you going to tell us the dprk is actually a really nice place to live or Ukraine started the russian war?

    Fuck off with your both sides shit.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    I'm not sure being a twatlord is usually considered a bad thing. Throughout history and still into this modern era, having propriety over a large number of twats is generally viewed as desirable - even in the most liberal of spaces. Yay, inherent patriarchy...

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    It's they dynastic twatlords we really need to be keeping an eye on. Sexism, racism and all the other-isms seem to be different tools/levers for the owning class to enforce their will upon society at large.

    That being said, fuck the patriarchy.

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