We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
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would be the first cage fight i ever watched
We were supposed to see Zuckerberg and musk, but then musks mom said he couldn’t play. Then we were all sad.
Watch Junior try to spin this as a threat on his life and get Hunter gulag-ed. Wouldn't put it past those thin-skinned crybullies.
Let's fucking go. Should be a monthly fight.
One of the first big civ's in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.
It’ll never happen. They are bullies. Push comes to shove — cowards.
Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.
I'm pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.
Promise to also give him a wedgie and a wet willy for me. For the good old times sake.
I mean the vulgarity of the event is obvious. And the mental image of Hunter bitchslapping Jr is enticing.
However this kind of exchange in itself is so far of the classy scale, more in the trailer park terms of conversation.
Yeah, but in the trailer parks, they're all debating who would win that fight.
We should give them a couple of pistols and let them shoot each other instead far more civilized. I'm not even joking, though I'll add that I'd swap jrs ammo for blanks.
Who fucking cares? The US left needs to give up on the "high road" bullshit. It does nothing but harm.
I feel the need to stress that this is not a us thing only. I feel that trying to be better is the inverse of useless, it's quite essential.
And we should hold our leaders to that standard.
That's nice. I'm ready to fight to win, personally.
Fight dirty. Pack every court, add seats, gerrymander the life out of every county and up, abuse every rule and gentleman's agreement. It all ends when those things become enshrined in law. No more wringing hands and strongly worded letters. Sometimes the bully just needs a bitch slap to make the trip back to reality.
I guess I just value actual ideals and actual action to some kind of misguided, self-imposed, faux-kindness for PR
Class is for grandmas. Grace is a useless concept which has no place in society imo
Hunter is a piece of shit in his own right. The last thing we need is Hunter Biden as our new democratic "champion." I hoped Jon Stewart would make a play, but I honestly think he's too much of a bitch.
This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.
Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.
I want to see Hunter smash the shit out of stephen miller.
I'd like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I'd prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I'd LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.
Yes! That would be a sight to behold.
For anyone who doesn't understand what "la chancla" means: https://youtube.com/shorts/kZHfSX1CK-c?is=XV0B0vW7WSQc0dZS
Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.
Was the other one Angela Merkel?
The Orange Shitstain vs the Lunatic Ayatollah would be better.
Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.
-All Quiet on the Western Front.
Hoping that they both literally kill each other 😈
Oh God, STFU Hunter, you meth head. I agree, but I wish he would fuck all the way off
The Bidens are pieces of fucking shit in their own right. Ignore them.
This is how your comment sounds: You see that picture of Hitler and the head of Mercedes? Forget about this Holocaust shit. Can you believe the head of Mercedes worked with the Nazis?! That's who we really need to be focusing on... Forget Hitler!
See how stupid that sounds?
Their crimes are hardly even comparable too. When Hunter is holed up in a hotel room with hookers and blow he's only hurting himself. When the Jr is running crypto scams he's hurting a lot of people.
That is sound reasoning if you have shit for brains! Anyone who isn't a fucking twatlord that has followed the news knows the bidens are neoliberal pieces of shit, contrtolled opposition, even for democrats they are conservative, that's why they were chosen, that's why they failed, that's why the current rulers are in place.
Don't let half wit voters make you think you have a point here. You are the problem, are you pruposefully manipulating people, or are you just ignorant?
You sound like a complete dip shit. What's next, are you going to tell us the dprk is actually a really nice place to live or Ukraine started the russian war?
Fuck off with your both sides shit.
I'm not sure being a twatlord is usually considered a bad thing. Throughout history and still into this modern era, having propriety over a large number of twats is generally viewed as desirable - even in the most liberal of spaces. Yay, inherent patriarchy...


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