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Hunter Biden challenges Don Jr. to a cage fight in post slamming 'offensive' UFC 250 event (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 4 months ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.

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[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 1 point 4 months ago

Let’s go!

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

Promise to also give him a wedgie and a wet willy for me. For the good old times sake.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

I’m gonna make him cry and eat dirt.

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