I can't believe this is a real animal. I won't.

They tried to eat fricking bike seat, man. Also I admire they even thought about giraffe. lol

Or anything that doesn't. You never know until you try.

I remember reading a comment years ago about a box of kittens and a pelican…

I don't like that cartoon pelicans at always jolly and relaxed, whilst everything I have seen about them is that they are just massive assholes

pelcan mouth perfec t size to put baby in to nap! inside very soft and comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in pelican mouth. put baby in pelican mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good shape and support for baby neck weak of big baby head. apelican mouth yes a place for baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican.

They will try to see if you fit as well, just shamelessly be like "oops, guess I can't swallow you, have a nice day then!" Waddles away

That revelation is shared by pretty much everything that's had that sudden experience. Most of them lived, it would seem.