Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?

I'm a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?

"omg rainbows, how awful!" - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated

i don't care for sports but i don't get crazy upset they're shoved down my throat at every turn because that's someone else's fun

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you?

No, but I imagine it would make a whole lot of Republican secret wishes come true.

Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?

Well not Christians in general but a specific sect is known for doing this.

Had a group of Christians approach me while i was looking at nail polish in an Ulta. Even after i said no thank you as politely as an angel they still insisted on letting me now their imaginary friend loved me. If anyone in the lgbt+ community acted like that in public Christians would call it grooming.

knock knock knock

Hello, have you heard about our lord and savious Luigi Magione?

I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me.

But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don't need religion in my life.

It’s all just engagement bait.

Even responding to them boosts the bigot. It’s what they want.

“Dont feed the trolls” doesn’t seem to be registering anymore, though. People simply cannot help themselves and jump in, and the platforms are juicing it instead of moderating it because it’s so (at least in the short term) profitable.

I wish more folks used the word: dipshit. It's in my daily vocabulary, but I rarely hear it from anyone else.

Maybe the temptation they feel is the gays knocking from inside and that's why they're mad

I've had Mormons come to the door as well so by the Pentagon's current definition, that would be 2 religions that go door to door trying to indoctrinate you.

You ever notice that the people who talk about "shoving guy shit down mycthroat" are usually te most racist and misogynistic ones? The whole thing is because theyre afraid of being treated like they treat women and other minorities.

When I was 19yo, we saw a couple of mormon fellows making the rounds. My gf suggested we get ready to answer the door naked as though they interrupted us having sex. I can't remember what happened, so that probably means they didn't knock on our door. My memory is also shit due to years of drugs and alcohol plus ADHD. It would have been funny, though.

Religious knockers get an automatic, "Get fucked," from me today. The fucking arrogance of coming to my home to tell me that I'm wrong and you're right is baffling.

Would a gay person knock on the back door to try and convert you?

I have a hose hooked up at the front of the house for the next time the Mormons show up with specific details about my family.
But id make cookies if ever a mini pride parade visited my doorstep.

The saddest part of all of it is that it affected transphobia a lot, since trans women were painted as gay men tricking straight men in order to convert them to homosexuality. Bigots just realized they can divide the conquer the queer community once enough of the gays started to forget some of the details of the past.

It's not like they constantly force their opinions down everyone's throats.

And the other one skips the conversion part and goes straight to lynching and/or hanging.

Good morning Sir! Do you have a few minutes to talk about show tunes and skin care?

They probably mean in the media portraying lgbt relationships. A lot of right wingers think it's too much. Imagine saying that to on-screen interracial relationships...

The only "Christians" I know that do this are specifically Mormons and Jehova Witnesses.

This is one of the things that pisses me off. A cis/straight person complaining about a gay relationship in a movie. "They keep trying to force it down our throats" while there are literally thousands of CIS/Straight relationships flaunted everywhere every day in everything everywhere. Fucking hypocrisies.

americans are obsessed with the image of "... being shoved down thoat"

I'm getting an attractive middle aged gay man and going door to door selling gay. We need pamphlets.

When the Mormons knock on my door I just ask them to sweep my driveway