Can we guillotine him now?

Kill em all

Disgusting. Now let's tax the fuck outta him and all the other obscenely rich fucks!

Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but trillionaires should be forced to transition into billionaires, and billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

1 million seconds is 11.5 days.

1 billion seconds is 31.7 years.

1 trillion seconds is 31,688 years.

This is an affront to decency, morality, ethics, and humanity. It cannot be allowed.

It fucking bullshit. They can say worth quillion dollars doesn't make it fact.

Congrats to all the cunts investing in a Nazi. Pieces of shit.

At the start of trading maybe. But what about by market close?
No idea

This asshole deserves a trillion years in jail.

You know how you can put something on eBay for any amount of money? Of course it won't sell if it's priced too high, but the price can be set however.

Then people with random items go on eBay. They see their item priced at some exorbitant level and make the jump: "this thing is worth so much money!" Even though it isn't worth that. It never sold for that. Someone just picked a number.

Starting to feel like this is how valuations work.

I mean, that's only like $60,000 an hour since the beginning of the roman republic.

That's gross

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Humanity is disgusting for us to allow this to continue to get to this point. It's an obscene thing to have happened and is one of many stains on our history as people & will be pointed to in the future as evidence of a dark age. Imagine discovering an alien species and then learning they are capable of the same depravity and carelessness as people.

Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but trillionaires should be forced to transition into billionaires, and billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

He's still alive so i'm just waiting for that to change, him being the world's biggest douchebag is not important.

In other news, the billionaire mind disease mutated today into the trillionarie mind disease.

There are 20 billion $100 USD notes in circulation.

This motherfucker has half of them.

That dipshit junkie hasn't OD'd himself yet?

It sucks nobody has been successful in offing him.

The unchallenged winner of capitalism. Wow. Now let's restart the game.

SpaceX IPO makes dickMusk a bigger 🎯

Who is he ? A scammer or ?

No it doesn't because he doesn't get any money from the IPO, he gets money from selling the shares, the initial evaluation can be whatever the hell it wants to be.

The best he can do with this is use it as collateral in order to get a loan to by a helicopter, which he could probably already do, so nothing's really changed for him.

This carrot here? Why I'll let it go for 50 Billion dollars. Yup, I value that carrot at 50 Billion. I guess I'm a billionaire! Let's ignore the smoke and mirrors and look at how many white south africans have emigrated to america under the trump/musk presidency recently.

Yey! Can't wait to see who will be the first quadrillionaire.

Society should not allow a single individual to accumulate so much money and, consequently, power.

Hope he goes the way of the UHC CEO

I hate this timeline.

If ONLY he had ANOTHER Trillion he could SOLVE WORLD Hunger!

*Known trillionaire.

I bet the Rothschilds got there decades ago, but they keep their finances close to their chest. Elon is a braggart.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger cunt.

Now whoever does it can be even more famous

On paper.

Guillotine.

RIP SpaceX.

So how long until the stock will crash into the ground?

Even the most optimistic estimations where SpaceX actually has had great results (it didn't) it's still worth maybe half of what it is today

SpaceX has been basically stealing government money by the billions, as it hasn't delivered, yet people actually want to have shares of that for double what it's worth?

late stage capitalism just refuses to fucking die