It must be how I sit because it doesn't happen to my right foot.

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[–] 155 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Ah yes. The philosopher's sock. Sockrotates.

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  • [–] 45 points 4 months ago*

    The skin mites on your left foot socialized and joined forces to shift your sock so they could share the most nourishing parts.
    The right foot's ones may be more individualistic.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    that's a special feature of hanes socks from walmart.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Finally, some dull content!

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    The sock topologically rotates because it remembers the wash spin cycle and the dryer.

    It becomes entangled.

    Socks which disappear in the dryer, well, they just do the equivalent of rotating beyond gimbal lock, in hyperdimensional space, of which our reality is merely a 3D shadow.

    ... the 'quantum spin' theory of 'socks doing somewhat odd things'.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Then explain the right sock, nerdddddddd

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    You need to buy a new foot.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    Just get a new foot so this stops happening. I have some old, discount feet if you want one for cheap. Most are Australian, though I do have some Maltans in here, somewhere.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Pics? I may be interested, but I need to know if they are quality or not. Gotta make sure I'm not getting scammed.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Bro, this is the internet. If you want to look at feet, you can do that. Just don't look at kids' feet. That is unacceptable and I will have to contact the authorities, so I'll leave myself a post-it note or some shit.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Officer, right over here.

    (an offering of officer feet for your collection)

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    Since I'm in North America will they route the other direction

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    East coast or west coast of North America? Or are you Canadian?

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago

    This is due to the Coriolis effect. In the northern hemisphere the sock rotates clockwise, and in the southern hemisphere it will go counter-clockwise.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    It's actually your foot rotating inside the sock.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    Your socks don't fit. Your right foot may be slightly bigger or maybe sticky?

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Think you're due for an alignment

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

    Has the quality of the socks decreased? My last set of those was awful. (Switched to Tesco's workman's socks, last forever)

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I'm a dress socks guy, but yes, I have some old socks that were comfortable, the elasticity was perfect. New socks are either stiff, shitty elastic, bad material. I cannot find good ones anywhere, besides one brand in particular. I used to go to express or men's wearhouse and they had great socks (and boxers), and it's like those are t a thing anymore.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Boxers from Costco, the 32° COOL brand or whatever, do not disappoint.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I get kirky boxer briefs and I'm very much satisfied with them. Unfortunately I just went to Costco yesterday, and the odds I remember your suggestion the next time I go are incredibly slim, but maybe I will!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I know that struggle well. 5 years from now you'll remember the tip at a time and a Costco when you can finally use it...only to discover they've been discontinued mere months prior.

    Such is life, we tried lol 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    My right sock does it! Sock bros

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Your left sock doesn't follow earths rotation.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    Toe socks! (Also available in non-rainbow)

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Looks like you're making too many left turns.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    How you walk as well maybe. Get scientific about it and keep a notebook where you track the position and what you were doing at the time.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    If you are lost in the woods just follow the direction of your left sock otherwise you'll end up walking in circles. /s

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Foot rotation syndrome

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    There's a small beetle living in your shoe whose sole job is to slightly inconvenience you in any way possible. It has arrived on this method of podiatric torture.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Buy smaller socks?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    You may pronate on one side. It could be fixable with orthotics.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Your big toe is laughing at you.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I have a brand of shorts (Lucky) that I liked so I bought another pair several months later. Both rotate to the left during the day, about an inch and a half. No idea why. No other shorts I own do this. Is there a kinesiologist with a minor in sewing that I could talk to?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    You said "how you sit" which makes me think you're not walking much. Do you rub your feet on the floor, carpet, shoe, other foot, etc? Stimming like that can rotate my socks, but I don't have it happen when walking. I don't exactly rub them in the same way

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    OMG, it's THOSE SOCKS

    I have several multipacks of those, and while some of my other socks rotate around some, those light grey hanes with the large red letters will not stay put.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Your left foot is a fan of Bonnie Taylor. This is normal.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Is this inside your shoe or walking around in your sock feet. One of my feet turns out a bit (maybe due to a knee injury when I was a kid) and my sock would do this.

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