It must be how I sit because it doesn't happen to my right foot.

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[–] 28 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

The sock topologically rotates because it remembers the wash spin cycle and the dryer.

It becomes entangled.

Socks which disappear in the dryer, well, they just do the equivalent of rotating beyond gimbal lock, in hyperdimensional space, of which our reality is merely a 3D shadow.

... the 'quantum spin' theory of 'socks doing somewhat odd things'.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Then explain the right sock, nerdddddddd

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