Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

What part of this is passive?

That's not passive income

Hello kids! Today we're learning about prostitution

Strike up a conversation with a group of women

Alright, I'm out.

So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you're out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar... every 24 minutes.

Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.

Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.

Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you're doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.

May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.

In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.

In the end gotta split the profits with your partner

Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.

I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.

I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.

Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?

By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.

If homie doesn't want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.

Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.

What happens if you do it and they don't pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?

Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let's talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.

what if I have a fagcent