goth autistic mommy domme is 4 parts. They're suggesting their partner has 3 out of 4 of those traits.

I do too and he's a mortician

I have that setting turned on and it's blurry AF for me

Technically the pink panther could also be a diamond

People hate Nickelback because it's fun. People hate kid rock because his music sucks. The only good song he has is a duet with Sheryl Crow that is over 20 years old. His only halfway decent song since is 18 years old and is just sweet home Alabama mixed with werewolves of London. The only original song he has that made anyone pay attention to him has gibberish for a chorus. Nickelback sells out arenas and this dude can't even get enough people to go to a concert to actually have one. There is no comparison.

I second this

I'm not gonna shame anyone for getting one

Other than being left, this is the biggest difference between you and the people the theory is referring to. Everyone is allowed their preferences and unless you're commenting on people with septum piercings there's nothing wrong with not liking them.

if a cop gives you a ticket you're basically guilty and that's that

Good thing we only let the most upstanding citizens have that kind of authority...

As someone who lived in the Mojave desert for nearly a decade, that part isn't that weird. Double yellow and weird spacing in the crosswalk are pretty obvious but a crosswalk that appears to be in the middle of nowhere is quite standard where I was at.

I don't know a jack so it still checks out

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

That whole thing is an addon created but the mortals who wanted to be seen in their fancy robes and such.

Doesn't this apply to all of Christianity? Religion was made to control people and that's easier to do in person.