Sperm

Oh god...

Whale vomit

Somehow better, but still horrifying.

I hear the beaver glands taste like vanilla, but I can't be sure that's not just a prank people pull to get unsuspecting victims to lick beaver ass.

Who smells like freaking Porpoise Hork!?

Ambergris is what "whale vomit" is called, in case anyone didn't know. I don't know what beaver anus secretion is called.

Edit: Duh, I just read OP's note/meme. I fully approve of this use of Gordon Ramsey's likeness in connection with beaver anus secretions castor.

98% of Moby Dick was concentrated on the old ass whaling industry, and based on this I believe it was actually whale phlegm

I'd say there should be a third arm with musk deer on it.

Binturong poops smell like popcorn, I heard. Though sometimes my poops also smell a bit like popcorn