Technically they are; the name for hens and cocks is peafowl, hens are peahens, and cocks are peacocks.

Actually mine is purely for procreation, I pee directly from my balls

Excuse me?

Do you not know that the female of the species is a peahen? The non-gendered term for the bird is peafowl. Only the males are peacocks.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Are they peas though?

Not all cocks are pee cocks, sometimes the hole gets malformed and it comes out at the base, and I don't think that counts.

Hyena lady enters the chat

Debatable

And all swans are pricks.

Then I guess we best just leave the petcock out of the discussion