Let us not forget "priDEMONth"

In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.

You have my sword, it's time for payback.

Stole the fucking RAINBOW!

Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that's not cool, what is?

The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️

Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!

Etc got gayrolled

Not my host specific configuration files!!

But some of my miscellaneous things are etc!

It is from his comic about the word 'literally'.

Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise

Right-wingers: "Fidelity for my wife but not for me"

And they love the idea of watching two women fucking

or they are in sham marriages themselves.

It's short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can't be aborted because that's still murder and "gods will"

specifically straight white, christian values, adding alitle conservatism in it.

The worst of all, "etc!"

So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see "marriage" instead read "a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments" and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia

Nooooo plz tell them to at least leave /var/www

nah theyre in my ~/Homework folder

Clearly they're in /lib

I want your /srv/stash folder

Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally

Look how happy the steamrollerers are

No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work https://www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/

SO I dug a bit and the original is from a comic called Literally where he pokes fun of the word literally being used as its own antonym instead of figuratively.

Specifically he mocks a quote from some dead bigot.

Having never met the dude but as an expert on webcomics i can authoritatively say no they are not.

What good is all that studying if you can't stick up for the allies too

Nah, three marriages == 3× the sanctity. It's just math.

In order to even engage them with that fact you'd have to live in the same reality unfortunately

Not my cetera patch I planted so many als. We were going to et so good.

yeah they couldn't even come up with anything how lazy is that

And don't forget for them it's "until death do us part" while it's easy to grow apart, devorce and continue with your life instead of being both miserable because you're not supposed to devorce.

Just ask for forgiveness at death or on Sunday and they good, meanwhile they feel they have a pass to be assholes to everyone else. Anyways, that's just my observation. Ever had a argument wit a conservative Christian? Man they go nuts if you ask is that what Jesus would do?

Don't worry they ripped off the cartoon too

Which... Dammit. I have to double check I don't know the illustrator one of my buddies fell down the rabbit hole

Edit upon closer examination this is a poor shop of an oatmeal. The fuck. Oatmeal doesn't stand for this. THIS IS WHY I CARE ABOUT ATTRIBUTION

This one?

It's my turn, but you can sit on my lap.

Yes - exactly this!

"Help, help, gay people are forcing me to fantasise about gay sex! Help! Help! If they allow gay marriage I won't be able to marry a woman and I'll have to marry a man! Help!"

(Inlined below for ease of seeing)