Without a base, without a trace y'all.

The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn't have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.

My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now

1. It's not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
2. If it's not concave at the bottom, it doesn't need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
3. This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.

This bottle does not exist.

A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.

You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.

The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.

But you can stick normal bottles in the sand.... This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.

Please don’t take glass to the beach.

I'll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.

Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.

ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production

I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.

So your beer can heat up even faster!

Y'all motherfuckers need dildos.

With flared bases. Or big ol' balls.

PAIGE, NO !

"If it's got no base, don't put it in THAT place."

More lobbying by Big Anal...smh

Glass?! Why isn't it made of vibranium?

And then the bottle breaks

Opening a web shop to sell bases threaded for beer bottles.

Amphora, but small. As opposed to a butt, which is half a tun (so much better them metric because it is funny).

This is just gonna start a new Balkan war . . . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident

Actually, I first thought of a mortar round.

This doesn really change much tho, you could use the upper portion already

Hahaha it’s haha it’s cause haha oh gosh it’s cause if you stick it in your “buns” haha it could shoot out and poke spmebody’s eye out 😂

"Yeah, in future design reviews we ended up adding a flare at the top. For... reasons."

One man, one bottle video in 3... 2... 1...

ahh the “arbuckle” bottle

People will be people! :)

At first I thought it was a new air-dropped bomb to use against Iran. I mean it seems like something the Trump-Epstein fan club would dream up.