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[–] 62 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (21 children)

My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    That's kinda wild they weren't able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).

    But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it's totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.

    I kinda wish I didn't think through this as much as I did

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    Because of the incident? Or for fun?

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

    The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    yeahhhh those filters aren't great. they last a day, tops.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    That's not how they are built

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