Oh, I thought that was from Gary Numan's Cars video!
Plot armor
/Edit: Oh, sorry. You're 5. That's invisible armor!
Future archeologists: "What do all those xyz mean"? (xyz = deprecated universe net protocol code, but nobody knows it anymore, because xyz also means a gazillion of other things)
He could have organised his "schemes" from prison like in those Guy Ritchie movies or something. Dude had some homies for sure
Ask Jesus if he's also a legal good citizen American fighting for the true American kingdom
Think you forgot that Madmax truck and some metal armoured raiders pillaging the garden and house until there's nothing left. /jk
Make air of fries? At least the ones that went cold
What about car mirrors?
Excel?! Dude, most men can't even master Excel!
Reminds me of Future Gadget #08. Only missing the phone and maybe you'll build a time machine!