Add a dash of ADHD memory issues and this is almost guaranteed to burn your house down.
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i don't like to move my finger around, so all my microwave times are of the 44, 77, 2:22, 4:44... format
Same vibe but I only use the +30s button to enter cook time. Bonus points to microwaves that automatically start when you press +30.
Bonus points to microwaves that automatically start when you press +30.
Yep, the cooking gets going while I press the +30 button additional times, saving precious second. Wish I could also change the power level while it's running. update: That actually does work! +30 all the foods!
My microwave automatically starts when pressing 1-6 and then the +30sec button is the start button.
The max I can do with two button presses is 6:30.
If the microwave wasn't underpowered it would be perfect.
Hell yea brother!
+30s gang rise up!
I returned a microwave I bought that didnt auto start when you press +30. Like im supposed to +30 THEN hit ANOTHER button? Fuck no!
Our new microwave has that and the buttons 1-6 will start that number of minutes immediately. We were pretty excited about it because our old microwave didn’t even have the 30sec button.
I like the 30 second button. I loathe the 1-6 minute buttons. Time entry club forever!
I wish that function only worked on 1-3. I hate that I have to push the cook time first if I want 45 seconds. Do I ever put something in for 4 minutes straight? Absolutely not. If something needs that long to heat up, it probably needs to be on a lower power/defrost, or it's a thick soup that is 2 minutes, stir, then 1 minute increments until just right.
what brand is that?
good to acknowledge when companies actually improve products rather than just enshittifying them
The perfect microwave would have +30s, +10s, +5s, +1m, +5m, and a stop/clear button. Nothing else really needed. No clock, no power levels, no food buttons. Oh, and no cooldown at the end.
Mine, each number does that number of minutes when pressed, so it's all increments of minutes. It also has a +30s, but I usually just set it to the minute above and stop early.
That 77 is hurtig my brain.
any number between 1 and 99 is just interpreted as seconds, no need for French Revolution era microwave
Sometimes, just to be insufferable, I'll microwave something for one minute, but instead of entering 1:00 I enter 0:60.
Or microwave has a +30 seconds button, so I always just mash it until it’s close enough. I usually have to add a little extra anyway, since it’s a 1000 watt microwave and instructions usually are calibrated for 1200 now.
wow what country do you live in? in the UK all microwave instructions I've seen are for 800-900W
USA, although now that I'm thinking of it they might be for 1100 watts? Not 1000 on a lot of packages, anyway.
In the US I think they range from like 800 to 1200.
The lower ones are usually also smaller so they fit better if you have limited space.
My wife does that. Early on, I asked her...
"Why do you set the microwave to 1:11?"
"Because it takes less time than 1:00."
"I'm pretty sure it doesn't."
"🤦🏻♀️"
Me too! I totally set the microwave time based on vibes and just push the same button over and over until I feel like it's the right amount.
44, 222, and 66 are the most common.
I shop once a week and buy all the food for the week. At the end of the week, I have a nearly empty fridge.
I don't want to run out of ingredients, so I divide the weight on the package by seven, and weigh each one as I go. So I know I can have 120g of frozen blueberries each day, 60g of parmesan, 120g of broccoli, 90g of brussel sprouts, 30g of cream in my coffee for each of five coffees a day, etc. I'm happy when on the last day I don't need to weigh anything.
I didn't use to be this way, it just sort of happened.
I once heard of someone who would do a regular shopping, and take everything and put it in a stew. Meat, vegetables, fruits, cheese, bread... Whatever was bought that day. I guess that's one way to avoid measuring everything separately.
Five coffees a day?
Samsung smart microwave wifi telemetry fears this person.
Telemetry? Oh God. Why Samsung? And why end users are you connecting your microwave to the internet?
Either way, it is kinda funny like seeing a random Win2000 in the Steam surveys.
The worst part is that Samsung stuff can have a smart Wi-Fi or Bluetooth thing and even if you never use it the second someone with a Samsung phone walks by it will instantly send a push notice and try to aggressively connect with it.
I bought the Samsung microwave specifically because it had wifi. (I'd have preferred ethernet but that doesn't seem to exist for any kitchen appliances)
AMA!
Genuinely curious, what benefit does having wifi in your microwave get you? You still have to put in and take out the food, and it's not like microwaves take all that long to cook food either. I also use maybe 2 buttons on my microwave (+30sec and cancel/stop), but maybe you can save particular power/time combos? Idk
I did like having a 'smart' washer/dryer in my previous apartment, as it would send me notifications about when the cycle was done and reminders if I let it sit for too long.
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I'm obsessed with having everything monitored from Home Assistant. I can adjust lights or make announcements based on what's happening.
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I assumed the clock would maintain itself automatically (wrongly..)
The only way to update the clock is to press Sync Clock button in the app. Fortunately there's a workaround from HA but even so - I won't buy another Samsung kitchen appliance. Bosch are the only good smart guys.
I moved into a house with a smart fridge. I connected it to the Internet because I thought the idea of a smart fridge was funny. It can send push notifications if the door is left open, that's realistically the only useful feature I think.
I'm still mad after reading a few weeks ago about someone had to power-cycle the fridge. I can't recall ever having to do that for a motor or compressor or any fridge.
The computer in the fridge was faulted. So either pull the fridge out to unplug it or find the breaker, there's no power switch on refrigerators.
I would like the ability to set what time of day it does a defrost cycle.
For ToU pricing on power, or for operating on solar power, it would be nice to be able to say "Hey you know when you draw twice as much power than usual? Do that at midnight when the power is cheaper, or 3PM when the sun is most directly shining on the panels."
Another feature that would be nice is to communicate with all the other appliances (or better just have a server manage them all) to keep them from cycling on at the same time to spread those energy spikes out.
I have a circuit that includes a freezer, convection toaster oven, and my PC. If my PC is in (especially if I'm gaming) and both the freezer and oven cycle on at the same time, it trips the breaker. If they are slightly staggered, like the oven comes on and then the freezer comes on 4 second later, it's fine, but if they just happen to do it too close to each other I need to run to reset the breaker before my UPS runs out for my PC and then try to figure out how much more time the oven needed to finish cooking.
Also, it would be nice if my water using appliances could talk to my water softener and trigger a regeneration cycle if the softener would otherwise run out.
That's about it for the uses of smart appliances that I'm interested in that I've thought of so far. Instead they seem to mainly want to connect to apps (so they have an excuse to have a connection that can also be used to mine data).
I have multiple appliances designed to increase or decrease the heat in their interiors, and for some reason they aren't connected. I have a water heater that has nothing to do with my refrigerator, even though pumping heat out of one and into the other would be quite efficient, to say nothing of overall household HVAC.
What I don't need is to have any of this managed by a vendor's server somewhere out on the internet. That seems to be the main reason to sell products today, so.
Not to mention during winter, the outside is full of air that would be great for the freezer or fridge. Instead we keep that cold air out as much as possible, use energy to heat the inside, then use more energy to prevent that heat from getting into the food box (well, more accurately to pull the heat that does get in there back out).
In Winter, I do leave things like sodas out in the cold while I'm putting away other groceries.
It made some kind of sense in the 50's when you were trading in an ice box for a refrigerator, but...why can't my fridge also be a hot water heater for my dishwasher?
"Smart" appliances. I could see it with a thermostat. My current thermostat is just a step above a bimetallic strip; it has a few mode switches, a temperature sensor and a temperature setting. It turns one of two relays on if it's warmer than the setting if AC mode or colder than the setting if heat mode. It doesn't account for OAT, time of day, occupancy, or power concerns. Smart thermostats actually do some of that, plus allow for remote control, ie you can set your AC to run less and keep the house warmer while you're not in it and have it cool back down as you approach.
But what the fuck is a smart microwave for? Alec of Technology Connections showed off a microwave from the 90's that had a lot of built-in recipes you could select. The manufacturer figured out how to most ideally microwave artichokes so now it has an artichoke option in a very 90's menu system. That's all in ROM built into the device and it works to this day even though the manufacturer has long since stopped supporting it. Nowadays they'll put an ESP8266 in it, it'll connect to Chinese botnets and maybe also their recipe server which will be shut down in 11 months. I genuinely can't imagine why you'd need to connect a dishwasher, toaster, coffee pot or blender to the internet. Meanwhile my water heater could probably use a few more transistors.
A smart fridge is the only one that tempts me a bit, but only if I could trust the OS, and there's no way I'm trusting any of the current major fridge makers.
But, there are some useful ideas. If it has a built-in scanner or camera, it could theoretically keep an inventory of what's inside, when it was bought, and if it's something like milk, when it expires. I'd love to get an alert that my milk was expiring soon rather than find out by accidentally drinking sour milk.
In theory, it could also pre-populate a grocery list for me, based on what I'm lacking.
I have a recipe app that I like called Paprika, that has the concept of a "pantry". If I'm looking at a recipe in there I can click a button to add all the ingredients in the recipe to a shopping list. When it does that, it checks what you have in your pantry, and doesn't add those items to the list. That way, you only buy the items you need for the recipe but don't currently have. But, the "pantry" in the app is something you have to add things to yourself. It doesn't know if that list is accurate, or if it was accurate but you recently ran out of something.
It would be great if Paprika could talk to the fridge and figure out "hmm, this recipe calls for butter, which is normally in your pantry, but you're currently low on butter, so I'll add it to the list" or "this recipe calls for milk, but your milk has expired, so I'll add it to the list". Or, the reverse, when you come home from shopping, you throw a bunch of things in the fridge and it updates what you currently have in your "pantry". Similarly, a smart "pantry" would also be useful for those same reasons. Probably even more than a fridge, because I see what's in my fridge (except the stuff at the back) nearly every day. I really forget what's at the back of the pantry.
It would also be nice if my fridge was "leftover aware". Like, if I put the rest of my casserole in the fridge on Monday, it would know about it. If it knew that casserole leftovers typically lasted 3 days it could alert me if I was about to lose those leftovers.
Really what I'd want though is a fridge that came with sensors (cameras, barcode scanners, spoilage smell sensors, temperature sensors, etc.) and and API for them. But, from that point on, it was an open platform where you could install your own apps. That way I'm not stuck with say Samsung's fridge software, which would no doubt be full of surveillance and ads. I'd want to run open source KFridge or something that might be a bit janky but that I could trust wasn't trying to gouge me for money, or show me ads, or sell my data, or whatever.
Fuck Samsung. They're spending money designing this crap instead of designing appliances that last longer than two years.
I'll sometimes take a nap, 30 min before I have to go out. No alarm.
I would end up looking at my microwave thinking "How can the time be 67:36? It's waaaaaay past my bedtime."
Just press the +30 sec button over and over, he's going to burn down the house when he forgets. 💀
oh no my friend, as a product designer let me tell you user count clicks, more than 3 is bad UX and they're lost! /s
Most microwaves go for 1-6 minutes when you press 1-6 without pressing something else first. Manually setting a time is cook time enter time start. Most operations are thus 1 key press or more rarely 2
Damn I wish my 1995 microwave had this.
And here I thought microwaves can't escape the Holey Door
I wish I could do this, but my microwave resets to zero after about 3 minutes of being left with any residual time.
I’m also a 2:22, 55, 77, 99, etc. user.
You'd think by now someone would have made a microwave that's like 2€ cheaper and has a single on/off button.
I was visiting the last GF I had, about eight years go. First time in her house. She's in the bedroom, and I go out to the kitchen to heat something up. She hears me pushing the buttons, BEEP, BEEP, and comes running. She told me I had to set a time that ended in 55 or 99. I asked her why, and she just said "my house...".
The sentence is life in prison but each offender only has to serve a couple years and then they get swapped out with the next one in the queue.
The one at my work has never reached zero.
Like the code in Lost, we keep it from running out. Nobody knows what will happen if it does.
This would drive me crazy, just seeing that start blinking non stop instead of the time like sane people.
Ours doesn’t blink, so if it’s more than a minute of time on the timer it literally just looks like the time is set wrong
We had a power outage a couple months ago: when the power came back, the clock on the microwave stopped remembering the time. You set it for 1:30pm for example, then look at it ten minutes later and it'd be something like 5:26am, ten min later and it's now 2:48pm, and on and on.
We unplugged it a couple times, but it wouldn't fix it; time was still jumping all over the place.
Had another power outage last week. Power came back: Suddenly it's working perfectly again. 🤷🏻

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