Post: 'Bought the "Women fear me, fish love me: because I fuck the fish." shirt and waited months for it to come. There was a misprint and now I own a shirt that only says "BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH" on the front.' Attached pictures of said shirt

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[–] 88 points 2 months ago

Honestly, I think it’s better this way.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    You think he likes fish sticks?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    I don’t know if I got the original’s intent. How does the missing line make it still not sound like he should be banned from aquariums?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Sure, Troy McClure.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You can pair it with the hat

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    Send that shit to Kanye

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago
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    It isn't that different from the original quote

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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    Context is overrated.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    When you are a straight fish fucker but then the clownfish you are hitting come out as trans so now you are questioning your sexuality

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    That's even better :)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Just looking for your Umbriel to settle down with?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Wear a hat with the first half

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    You're giving away the best and most secret part of fishing! Shut the FUCK up!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Why is this an issue? They would still have a t-shirt that read that even if there hadn't been a misprint.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Hey I'll have that shirt if OOP doesn't want it 🫪

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Great shirt for Troy McClure...

    Edit: oops someone already made this reference

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