Jizzmin rice
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Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I've ever had
Good tho
In the oven on low for an hour
On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is... not good.
This needed to be said?
You mean everyone's first instinct isn't to "steam the cum away" in this situation?
I’m familiar with Fuck The Pain Away.
“Steam The Cum Away” is new to me.
I dont know, but I would like to!
Ummm, ok, just let me tell you… uhm… i - I think you’re better not knowing.
Wikipedia link (illustration is NSFW)
Edit: broken link
Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?
Because the cum dries out and makes the shirt bunch up each time you add a new load. You gotta occasionally iron/steam your cum shirt to keep it from getting to crunchy.
Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!
Greg Davies: "And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it's hard not to think that I've ruined this fried breakfast."
Make sure you let it cool first.
had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it's still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here's a better joke: what's funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.
punchline: a person with a vagina.
not misogynistic, just gay and realistic.
Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.
When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.
That’s it.



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