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[–] 46 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I've ever had

    Good tho

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago

    Thank you egg_slut, very cool!

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  • [–] 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (17 children)

    In the oven on low for an hour

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  • [–] 67 points 2 months ago (16 children)

    On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is... not good.

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  • [–] 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You mean everyone's first instinct isn't to "steam the cum away" in this situation?

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I dont know, but I would like to!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Because the cum dries out and makes the shirt bunch up each time you add a new load. You gotta occasionally iron/steam your cum shirt to keep it from getting to crunchy.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago

    This thread is what the internet is for

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Healthier than marshmallow fluff.

    Tastier, too!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Greg Davies: "And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it's hard not to think that I've ruined this fried breakfast."

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Make sure you let it cool first.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    That's racist!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Ah, creampie with some rice.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Just tried it out for myself 🥰

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  • [+] -40 points 2 months ago* (8 children)

    had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it's still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here's a better joke: what's funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.

    punchline: a person with a vagina.

    not misogynistic, just gay and realistic.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.

    When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.

    That’s it.

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