It's like a badly written "young adult" book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
Please do it, you flat-faced moron. Sing "My Way" and at the end, shit on the stage
May as well, it's not as if that could lower your approval ratings any further.
DO IT PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD. THE PUBLIC WILL LOVE IT AND YOU WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED EVEN A LITTLE, OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT.
Edit: Aww no, nvm it's not him singing.
[...] describing himself as someone who “gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime” and “does so without a guitar.”
The president floated the idea of replacing what he termed “highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists’” with a speech by “the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World.”
Might I suggest this number for his lineup?
His ugly ass on stage, waddling around in his weird shoes, jerking off invisible giraffes...
Omg this might be the one funny thing he manages to do this decade
Instead of washed up artists, it's going to be a 90 minute MAGA rally just like all his other ones. He will blame Democrats, Biden, and Obama, heck he will probably even throw Hilary in there. Then say something about being the greatest and best at everything ever created, and that we are hot.
There you go, you can skip the whole thing.
Basically “AI slop.” He hasn’t done “art” since he gave Jeff Epstein that birthday card.
How about you replace one of the ufc fighters in the ring? I'd at least watch that
"Liefest 250, get yer tickets now patriot!"
he really is desperate to have anything in the media to distract from recent epstein file revelations(eg, trying intimidate JEAN E carrol again)
Get ready for more jacking off of baby giraffes ...
What is YOUR number?
How much would Trump have to PAY you to go to his concert?
Think carefully, get back tariff expenses, gas prices, grocery prices, airfare, mental health checkups...
“Sigh. What’s Kid Rock’s number again?”
Con artist?
Bring me in to this buddy. You need a guy, i am the guy. I was there, when you built that big thing. I jacked it to your name on a building in New Jersey. Oh I am so desperate for like 5 bucks for a bag of rice
There's still time to book the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping).
What's even funnier/scarier is that about a third of Americans think that this is not a bad idea.
All this because his dad never hugged him?
What even is this fuckass timeline
Maybe he will (you know what everyone is waiting for) expire and entertain us all in a last show of his humanity?
Great! Let’s see him tap dance.
If this is real then !nottheonion@lemmy.world
He can use his ass horn.
It’s almost like he’s trying to get off’d maybe he’s sick of being a hand puppet. Please anyone, I’m just gonna stand on a stage for 2 hours.
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