It's like a badly written "young adult" book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
DO IT PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD. THE PUBLIC WILL LOVE IT AND YOU WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED EVEN A LITTLE, OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT.
Edit: Aww no, nvm it's not him singing.
[...] describing himself as someone who “gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime” and “does so without a guitar.”
The president floated the idea of replacing what he termed “highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists’” with a speech by “the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World.”