Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after
I’m sorry his what now?
Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after
I’m sorry his what now?
Kid Rock got shown up by fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli. Who thefuck in the past 30 years has ever thought "I wanna hear Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli".
Jesusfuck, 250th year Anniversary of this country and this is the "talent" we have to show for it. Fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli......
Has ANYONE actually heard Milli Vanilli?
I mean, tbf to Milli Vanilli, they dropped out. In fact, their response was something along the lines of "we never signed up for this shit"
Milli Vanilli, they dropped out
Hasn't the group only been one guy since the other one died in 1998?
Yeah in the press conference after being busted for lip-synching one of them (fab or rob or gab or throb or whatever, idk) sang to prove he could.
I mean, yeah, it was fine. Whatever. The quality of the vocals wasn’t my main problem with them.
Isn't it just Milli now? I thought Vanilli offed himself. Or maybe it's the other way around. It would be disingenuous if one of them claimed to be a Milli or a Vanilli, when they aren't. Girl, you know it's true.
Unpopular opinion but as a collective artistic project I have no real issue with their music. And in fact, it's quite good. Yeah sure their presentation was dishonest but I'd argue no more than modern auto tuned artists.
I don't even know what this is. Does it come in any other flavors, or just vanilla?
their name is pretty much synonymous with the biggest lip-syncing scandal in pop culture history.
~~I hadn't thought about it before now, but I'd take Ice over Rock any day.
Vanilla Ice was in TMNT...what else could you want?~~
Edit: Fuck Vanilla Ice too, per below.
Vanilla Ice is full blown MAGA and is letting the current admin use "Ice Ice Baby" as an I.C.E. theme song
I'm not doubting it, I just want it clarified. Is he letting them, or are they just doing it? The Trump Adm. has used a lot of artists stuff without permission, and have even continued to use it after they told them to stop. Has he actually made a statement allowing it, and if not, has he made a statement asking them not to?
TMNT would never do a trump event unless it was to kick their Nazi asses. Fuck vanilla. Is he going to do his hits from 35 years ago?
Wait, didn't that actually happen recently?
EDIT: Yep: https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-gets-his-dad-dance-on-with-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle/
Ice Cube maybe.
To be fair, we have plenty of talent from 250 years. It's just that most of them don't want to perform for Trump.
You know they were so butthurt about the Superbowl they threw their own party. Their party here is going to suck and we all k ow it, time for everyone else to throw their own 250th party
I'd love to see 250th Anniversary parties everywhere but with giant "No Kings/Fuck Trump" banners everywhere, so they can't try to spin it as "oh look they all joined in"
Nah, fuck your ego-feeding birthday party, we are having our own party, with community and social wellness.
well Milli Vanilli being a fraud is quite on point for anything this regime does
this article's a good read.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/feb/01/milli-vanilli-fab-morvan-interview-grammy-book-you-know-its-true
Milli Vanilli are French and German
Vanilla Ice fronted a metal band of the same name for a while in the aughts, I saw them once and they were decent
Not all is bad. At least the Washington Monument has a new swimming pool!
My ex wife's mom was a kid rock megafan. She had kid rock tshirts in heavy rotation, had kid rock bumper stickers on her car, and went to concerts as often as possible. She even had limited edition, rhinestone encrusted kid rock shoes. She was one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered and a real piece of shit person.
Several years after divorcing my wife she still texts me asking for money (she's a dirtbag gambling addict) despite fact I've ghosted her. I will never block her, because getting those texts is a sweet reminder that I've escaped my shitty ex's shitty family. Fuck you Linda, you hateful garbagemonster
I adore my wife but her family is awful, it’s a tough spot. They’re so toxic
This is so tough. My partner's mother is a vicious manipulator and abuser, still tries to put her hands on her grown children. I love him so much and want to do my best to support him but I can't have a relationship with her. She's not permitted at our house because every time we've tried, she starts a toddler tantrum over whatever comes to mind and gets violent.
I worry it weighs heavily on him and I wish I could stomach more interaction with her, I imagine it would make his life easier in some ways. But I've hit my max when it comes to abusive people. I'm a domestic abuse survivor and I simply don't have any more space for folks who behave that way.
I just need to say that he should be called Grampa Rock now.
He looks rough
Looks like Grandpa Meth Rock now, I mean, he’s always looked like a Meth Head, but ya
You don't have to insult meth rock like that. 7horse doesn't deserve that
...probably. Shit, I hate that I have to do background checks on weird artists now
C'mon. He looks okay for someone in his mid-sixties.
Of course that would mean a lot more if he was in his mid-sixties.
Yeah, Fake News anyway cause ya boi still passed out and doesn’t know he got the boot.
Milli Vanilli performing at a maga festival is just perfect. AFAIK the German guy is dead already, which leaves the French guy to lipsync to someone else’s singing. Or did they find someone else to complete the duo again? Maybe a Scotsman this time?
Sadly I think they also bowed out. I was looking forward to it being just Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli because that would match the current level of poorly-aged cringe in the US.
The Commodore's and Morris Day (which if Purple Rain's depiction of him was accurate, is no surprise) are chef's kiss.
According to this NYT article, Morris Day, Young MC, Martina McBride and the Commodores have all dropped out now, claiming to have been signed without understanding it was all a Trump thing, and the singer of the group currently using the Milli Vanilli name says they were not asked to perform at all. (No one's heard from the original Milli Vanilli guy, Fab Morvan.)
"Contrary to rumor, Morris Day and the Time will not be performing at the 'Great American State Fair,'" he wrote. Day captioned the post, "It's a no for me."
doing those wierd exercises in the SAUNA with RFK JR ISNT good enough?
Kid Rock is just Mike Lindell in a cowboy hat.


Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you "Kid" Rock.
Don't you know his name consists of the two things he loves most in life? Rock and kids.
or being known for only only song.
Was that the one about diddling kids or was that another one? I've never heard that or any other song from him tbh, I just remember that he apparently sang about how he likes kids
I would assume it's the one with the nonsense words they hired him to perform at the alternative half time show because the guy doing the real halftime show wasn't singing in proper English.
This one: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/57/
You're thinking of this one: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858686749/
Nobody much paid attention to that one until recently, after all he hadn't been relevant at all for twenty years.
Pretty sure it's a brand name at this point. I can't imagine anyone listens to him for his music.
They basically just use it as a fashion accessory to make other guys think they're masculine
Funny thing is I would have never listened to kid rock except my mom bought me one of his cds when I was like 12 because she thought it was rock music for kids.
I find this a bit hard to believe. Is Kid Rock aware enough to feel humiliation?
At this rate, the headliner will be one of Iskanka's kids hooting out "Hot Cross Buns" on an out-of-tune clarinet.
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