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[–] 229 points 5 months ago (13 children)

“You can’t fool your base,” they say without even a hint of irony.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    You fool me once...You fool me. The point is you can't get fooled again.

    -George W. Bush

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Fool me once . . . Shame on . . Shame on you . .
    Fool me twice . . . Y- . . You can’t get fooled again.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

    For the curious, this quote is because he realized mid-sentence (literally as he was saying “fool me once”) that he was about to give democrats a nice juicy “shame on me” sound bite to use in all of their ad campaigns.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    So instead he mangled the phrase so badly we're still making fun of him for it twenty years later?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I think he just forgot it midway through. He wasn’t a great speaker so it was initially kind of weird they had him speaking everywhere, all the time.

    And he’d inevitably say something wrong, offensive, outrageous, stupid, whatever.

    Which is why we were sure he’d go down as the worst predisent evar.

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  • [–] 81 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    The base is taking about Iran and not the Epstein files. I'd say Trump's done a fine job fooling his base.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Eh, not sure they care about children. That's just a talking point they like to use to repress and control women.

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  • [–] 60 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Lol you can't fool your base

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  • [–] 52 points 5 months ago

    He's been doing exactly that for over a decade.

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  • [–] 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    “You can’t fool your base.”

    Why not? It’s worked for more than a decade.

    It should read “You’re hurting us now and not just the people who disagree with us, so that makes us mad! And only about the issues that hurt us, everyone else getting screwed is fine!”

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    It should read “You’re hurting us now and not just the people who are brown, so that makes us mad!”

    Let's be real US voting behavior has always leaned towards fucking over any one not light, bright, and white. No other group has consistently voted republican as white ppl. Hating liberals is incredibly recent. Liberals loved Clinton when he was cutting off social benefits because the idea was black ppl were the primary users.

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    He fooled his base on every election so far.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    yup. I will never understand how he gets people to vote against their own interests time and time and time again. whether it's 'conservatives' like Kaitlan Jenner or miners or farmers or poor white shits, they're so obsessed with their own hate and "i got mine fuck you" attitude don't just step on the rake, they jump on it with both feet and a sadistic grin.

    it's depressing as fuck what a drug hate is.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I think it is fear, not hate. They fear trans people, Muslims, and immigrants. The left tells them this fear is their problem and they have to change. Trump tells them that not only is their fear justified, but that he can protect them from what they fear.

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago

    Bullshit. His base still has over 80% approval rating on him. Fuck off with these headlines. His supporters are not "turning on him" for fucks sakes.

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    fooling his base is the basis of his entire success

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    You cannot trust anything that Iran signs

    Can't believe we got to this, but at this moment I trust the word of Iran over that of the usa.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I'm in the US and I agree.

    It's not even that Iran is trustworthy. It's that they are a country that does things, good and bad.

    But this US government, their vibe is a worst case combination of weapons-grade incompetence and reveling in how evil they can get away with being. I would expect announcements from the US government to either be market manipulation, a distraction from something else, or a straight up case of lying to the world because they can. These are people who will fuck children to prove to themselves that there is no forbidden fruit out of their reach.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago

    I’ll believe it when I see it. They’ve been “turning” on him for ages and always keep coming back for the racism.

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Oh good grief. So some of them don't like his Iran deal, that's not 'turning on him'. They would all still 100% vote for him and will vote for whoever he tells them to, as we've been seeing in the repub primaries. They'll still fall for any scam he throws at them and are perfectly happy to have their taxpayer dollars go to billionaires and grifters while their own benefits are dismantled and their rights taken away.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    They are so incredibly stupid

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    "Fool me once, well okay. Fool me twice, well okay. Fool me three times, well okay. Fool me......

    ........

    ........

    Fool me 847,382 times, well okay. Fool me 847,383 times... hey... umm... wait a minute... umm...."

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    LOL, the very fact that PEDOnald the Pumpkinhead is in office gives the lie to "you can't fool your base":

    1. They think he cares about them.
    2. They think an effete elitist from Manhattan is a REEL MURIKAN.
    3. They think he was a successful businessman.
    4. They think he's "great at deals".

    And so on. Of course, you could have asked almost any liberal about any of the above, but would the base ever listen to a liberal? Fuck no, that might make them gay.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    "You cannot trust anything that Iran signs"

    Can you trust anything the US signs?

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    he could have left JCPOA alone and iranian reactors would be observed and regulated. No need to murder children, no reason to get dragged into a military adventure that will alienate the region and murder children for generations, but no, it was an Obama thing, it had to go.

    He's so stupid and racist he couldn't even leave something that benefited the US and region alone because a black man who humiliated him by being competent was part of the agreement.

    He's such a pathetic shitbag.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    The same thing with COVID. If he wasn't such a vengeful narcissistic megalomaniac, had he left Obama's pandemic group intact, and let Fauci do what the last 4-5 administrations commended him for doing, the orange kid-fucker could've simply say back and golfed during 2020 and probably coasted into a 2nd term.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    I was actually wondering if Iran violated the agreement passed with Obama. As far as I know, they didn't. They had checks from the IAEA to make sure they were not trying to get nukes. They respected their deal.

    It was torn apart by Trump for no reason other than his hatred of Obama and put back sanctions for no reason. So the US is the part that violated the agreement, and Trump is the reason he can't get any good deal with Iran because now, they don't trust him.

    Actually, Trump hardly respect any deal he signs…

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    Fooling your base is literally every maga policy

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    How many people have to turn on him before he's not in charge anymore? I've been told that the vast majority of Americans are against him. It shouldn't be possible in a democracy for someone to be in charge if most everybody is against him

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    They don't have to be many people. They have to be rich people. When the rich turn on him, then he falls. That's why he spends all of his time lining their pockets.

    Hell, the rich have been playing that game with each other since the game began.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    "You can't fool your base!"

    um... sure.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Conservatives are the stupidest people on earth. They shouldn't be allowed to make decisions on their own or operate heavy machinery.

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    Well then, I am sorry to tell you, but they are reproducing the fastest, and operate all the heaviest machinery.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    You can always fool fools.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    They fooled themselves.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Doesn’t matter if they turn on him, if a peaceful agreement is made all Donny has to do is give a speech declaring absolute total victory then they will be back on his crusty Cheeto dick just in time to start a new war with Cuba and Greenland. And right after that Israel will continue bombing Iran out of spite and to get America to eventually do a full scale invasion just in time for Donny and the GOP to attempt to stop the midterms from taking place.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    ... no comment, no notes, the jokes write themselves at this point.

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    [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    And how much of that is bots looking to soften his escape from the debacle trying to make it seem like starting a war was what anyone wanted?

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Donald Trump's Truth Social post praising negotiations with Iran as "productive and professional" triggered an immediate backlash Sunday — not from Democrats, but from his own most fervent supporters, who accused him of repeating Barack Obama's mistakes and demanded military destruction of the Iranian regime instead

    I take it this is a different faction from that non-interventionist MAGA faction?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    "You can't fool your base."

    Man, they are so close to figuring it out. It's right there.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    No they don't

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    How can you not be able to fool that which does not want to learn?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    These rubes were followed twice, years apart. These guys are perpetual marks.

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    "You can't fool your base."

    Nope but you can discard them when you are done.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Yes you can and yes you can discard them when you're done

    Having said that, these are the types that have a short temper and a lot of gums, so I'm unsure of it's a good idea to piss them off

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Cute. Obviously he can fool his base, but I'm up for anything that makes them turn on him.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    fool me 234,720 times, same on you, fool me.....

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    [2s later] kidding, kidding, haha

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    [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Trump attempted an actual insurrection, yet this here is a bridge too far for his base?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    What is the mentioned "deal"?

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