Thicc Betelgeuse

Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.

Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.

You a potato?

Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?

Hey, I literally have those pants! They really are a weakness, as there are no pockets on them :(

I'm just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.

Dont make me horny from a shitpost page

why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern

What does American Wire Gauge have to do with any of these?!

Dat ass tho

Honestly the W isn't really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we're being so for real

I mean, gooning is a net negative on my life so fair enough

Ok. What’s PAWG.

There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).

I wish I had pants like that, but instead of the stripes it's the dermatomes, and in that position it just all makes sense.

Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.

Where on the internet is my weakness? For research...

Just this post has made me weak.

Accurate.

Yes!, zebras!

Samson's actual weakness was the same as the artist's - a beautiful woman. Achilles' was a beautiful man.