And yet I was taught in school that people went to America to escape religious persecution.

EPSTEIN FILES!!!! OMG THEY TORTURED, RAPED, AND KILLED CHILDREN. Fuck your stupid prayer. Only the most depraved demon would answer any of their prayers. Also, I hear they ate people too.

Muscular Christian nationalism

Somebody's gonna rip a phone book in half....

But even with the power of God Almighty, no Christian warrior can rip the Epstein Files in half.

/s

Matthew 6:5

“And when you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they will be seen by people. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.

All while proudly going against most teaching of the bible

We can pray for the demise of Christofascism, but it's going to be our job to make that prayer come true.

Oh dear sweet baby Jesus, please reach down from the heavens above and make this motherfucker's heart explode. There. I prayed.

Oh I'll be praying for something alright ..

They need to do this from their closet.

At least according to their own text.

https://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/mt/6.html?v=6

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

May they be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Donald Trump is a prophet of the old testament. He even got the part about fucking his own daughter right.

Ah yes, Christians, the oppressed 69%.

Most of Christianity in USA is disgusting and unchristian.

hail satan!

If heaven is filled with Christians like Trump, send me straight to hell.

“White house to pander to Christian voters because they’re scared about the midterms”

I'll pray.. I'll pray the good lord takes him awaaayyyyyyyyyyy, yeaahh!

Satanists should demand equal access to do the same thing.

I pray every day. Just not to the god they expect me to......

Nothing Christian about it.

I pray they get struck by lightning.

Thought this was the Onion for a second.

Sucks you can’t even tell real news from the onion these days. :/

At least you don't have that scary brown lady.

But hey, bOtH sIdEs R tEh SaMe amirite?

Kazoos on standby

Maybe the felon needs some big operation tomorrow? Or they should give him his last rites?

I'm so atheist that I find even discussing it asinine. It's odd to me that a grown adult could hold any other opinion, and I'd rather keep pretending that I'm surrounded by grown adults. So I don't discuss it at all. And then shit like this comes along ...

I'd piss on a bible tomorrow if I had one

Hail. Mother fucking. SATAN if these are the assholes telling you to pray to Jesus

I don't pray any other day, but I'm going to not pray extra hard tomorrow.

Will they be talking about the TRUMP-EPSTEIN (TM) files?

Can't travel there and I'm not muslim. But if I could, I'd show up with a prayer rug and FSM teeshirt, and kneel facing Mecca while loudly making noises.

Wipin' mah ass with the constitution...

I can pray. He won't like to whom or for what I pray, but sure, the gods could use another plea for his downfall.

How does one not pray extra hard?

No

I have no gods to pray to but anyway good luck with that

He demands people pray to him. If they pray to God, they get thrown in a lion's den

Okay.

"Dear Satan…"

The government is endorsing the concept that the citizens should reject Critical Thinking Skills, and embrace Faith-Based Thinking, in which people believe what they are told, without any evidence, based solely on faith in the authority sending the message. Once they've convinced someone of their authority, anything they say will be believed, no matter how outlandish.