They're the same thing but totally differently.

Thermal window?

Wood bison stole the researcher's girlfriend

Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison

Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.

What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?

Where testicles?

Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations

Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.

Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My chaps are large, thick, and pendulous too

Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.