Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"

Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."

Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"

The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?

Did he already forget about Canada?

Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?

It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.

What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?

Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.

It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.

Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.

This is exactly why this will never happen. Same reason the US only annexed the sparsely populated portions of Northwest Mexico after the war when they could have conquered the whole country. But gaining thousands of non-white citizens is too odious for white-supremacists to stomach.

Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.

You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.

He can feel the dying of the light and is now fully into his legacy shopping phase .

Dummy, itll work like puerto rico. Youre a citizen, as long as you dont actually try to use your rights.

They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.

Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can't enter it, there may be some confusion.

No because ICE will move in and start deporting them to El Salvador

No, they get lebensbraumed out.

Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage

Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.

Oh, they'll still be illegals. This is likely Donald's plan. Take Venezuela at the 51st state and then deport everyone living there now. It's the only way he'll ever reach ICE's deportation goals. You don't really think he'd let all those Venezuelans become citizens, do you?

How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan...

Venezuela will be a new arena 51 where american sciencist will do reverse engineering of technology of illegal aliens.

I'm pretty sure that would make them _ citizens _.

The Rothschilds don’t want their plans revealed and setback for another generation.

They won't be legal immigrants this would make them citizens.

So.... Um...

Canada, Venezuela, Mexico, and Greenland will get merged together to become America's 51st state?

Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.

I thought Venezuelans were illegals?

Yes, I believe you did think that. Glad I could help.