Code laundering

Fauxgramming

Slop coding.

Code Vomit.

"Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt"

Doesn't roll off the tongue as well, though.

"Slopping"

Autoclanking

How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)

Tech debt

plagiarism as a service

Slopmaxxing

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?

fuckin' Clown Code.

isn't vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would've used slop coding lol

Slopspreading

Lobotomy as a Service.

Ass-coding

SLOP++

Cuck coding.

Who gives a flying fuck what terms one asshole is sick of? Fuck him, fuck vibe coding and trying to enforce language that appeals to what "elite" dipshits like.

Vibe coding. Boris can go vibe himself.

I vote "schlopp summoning"

I read all the way to "is beginning to annoy him." and immediately stopped giving a fuck.

Clanker code.

"Call it what you like, you're still going to need us" Code.

It's just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn't mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the "no code" rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it.

If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won't be too painful to add.

Oh no, yet another slop marketeer (CxO, whatever) is unhappy that we're treating their cash cow with derision. How awful for you.

Pipe down and go back to your clankwanking.

Pseudocoding

• Subscription coding.
• It looks like you're writing an app. Can I help you with that?
• CrappyCodey
• Clueless coding
• Klutz code
• Mañana coding
• Brain-free coding
• Developerless development
• Self-driving systems
• Humanity-free development
• If claude can do this it can replace management next
• Claude codepirated
• Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
• AI pwned
• I never really understood the codebase in the first place
• Blagger's code
• I'm so much more valuable to my employer now that I've outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.

NOT - coding.

They vibe code Claude code. So I can see why.

Fraud coding.

Clippy coding! Newer coders won't get the reference, older coders can hold it with the same scorn.

codeshittication

Jerking off.

Slopware Engineering

Vibe coding will do just fine. I understand your concern over your product and its reputation but I don't really share that with you.

Fauxding

My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything!

Subscription fee is only $1m a minute, most answers are returned in about 3 hours, since I can't afford more RAM.

Script Kiddie is the derogatory term for hackers that download tools and have no idea what they are doing.

• Slopcoding
• Poopslopping
• Anti-environment laziness

• Slopcoding
• Codeslopping
• Spaghetticoding
• "Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years" Coding

I wonder how many of these people in this thread made their snarky comment and went right back to Claude Code

It’s not zero

Shit coding Slop coding Hallucination coding Job security coding Your gonna regret this coding Delete all my data coding

• Slopware
• making sloppy joes
• ez baking
• strudeling
• voiding
• irritus

Vowel Movements

Hallucination Pandering.

Vibarrhea

I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It's quite fitting tbh.

Cuck Coding

slop cobbling

Clod Coding

And we're sick of all this AI bullshit, so what?

Douche bagging

Ok boomer, how about slop coding, or woke vibing?

Are those better for your snowflake ears? Or are you going to keep giving us free lists about which words hurt your feelings the most lol

pooding

Spanking the code monkey.

Automated bullshiting?

Rampant incompetence?

Before LLMs were a thing, my CS1 professor used to call it “The Big Bang Theory”: You write some code and then BANG! It works!

Of course, it doesn’t work, and the results are unpredictable bad software that you don’t understand. The point of the analogy was that you need to analyze and literally iterate over code to gain concrete proof of what it was actually doing to engineer a coherent software design.

Shit scripting, or shitting