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Don't blame daddy! Uwu (discuss.online)
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[–] 185 points 6 months ago (18 children)

I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.

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  • [–] 93 points 6 months ago (14 children)

    Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them

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  • [–] 44 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago

    I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.

    The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.

    The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"

    Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?

    Still wish I had.

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    I get yelled at by my wife and my therapist all the time for saying "I wish I was dumb, because then I'd be happy."

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Well yeah. Say stupid. Dumb means mute and it's rude.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Surely though, in the days when people didn't have an explanation for muteness and "deaf and dumb" was said about people, they thought they really were dumb, rather than just mute? Or is that not the connection? I'm just guessing here.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I have a theory,

    Stupidity is a separate dimension from privilege so naturally you would have a group of non stupid privileged people and also stupid privileged people.

    This is just what stupid + privileged looks like.

    See if you have stupid + unprivileged, you just get a natural balance via impactful consequences

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  • [–] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    They always talk about how "the left" are cucks, yet they love being cucked by Trump. Curious.

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    • [–] 145 points 6 months ago* (6 children)

    Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning, I think it would be entertaining.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    My inlaws were complaining about 200+ dollar charges to fill up their trucks and vans with gas.

    The same people were telling me that buying a used EV in January 2024 was a bad idea. My car costs about $9 dollars to fill up, and it does that from home.

    And people, we haven't even hit a fuel shortage yet. Wait until gas is rationed or flat out not available at most stations, and then see what happens to the price. If you think that isn't going to happen, airlines are already cutting flights due to fuel shortages spiking the price.

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    • [–] 76 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Even my EV F150 would be only about $60 from 0-100% at peak PG&E summer rates (4pm-8pm). And I just avoid those charging times, so it's more like $40.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Holy shit electricity is pricey

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    PG&E might be one of the worst in the US. Over 50 cents per KWH during peak summer prices. And my truck is 130KWH.

    My solar array should pay for itself in under 10 years.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    That sounds disgusting.

    I've got myself locked in to 11 cents per kWh at day and 9 cents at night/weekend, plus whatever the unavoidable grid fee is (less than 5 cents AFAIK).

    Kinda sucks that I won't be able to take advantage of the lower prices in the summer (they can go negative, which to the consumer means 0), but the absolute worst I've seen in the winter time is the market limit of 5€/kWh, with mid-high double digit cents happening fairly often. And I use a heat pump in the winter whereas running it in AC mode in the summer is pretty optional in the summer.

    At least once I get an EV, I'll always know ahead of time what it'll cost me to charge at home, even if I'll pay several times more in the summer than the folks on the variable plan.

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    • [–] 50 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.

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    • [–] 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.

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    • [–] 40 points 6 months ago

    California must open the Strait of Hormuz immediately

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    [–] 39 points 6 months ago (24 children)

    Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (19 children)

    No, this is real.

    Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.

    You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?

    We elected our cult leader president.

    Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.

    Yougov recently did a poll.

    https://yougov.com/en-us/articles/54707-how-many-americans-think-they-could-beat-donald-trump-in-a-fight

    On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.

    10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.

    Now break it down by party.

    Democrats:

    75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.

    Republicans:

    39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.

    ...

    So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...

    ... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.

    You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.

    They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.

    Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I don't think he actually ever had bone spurs

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

    Hah!

    Oh, he will have them after I get a shot at him.

    EDIT:

    If Kash Patel is reading this, 'get a shot at him' is a colloquial phrase that indicates a chance to engage another in hand to hand combat, contextually as a hypothetical, potentially involving hyperbole.

    I know it's hard to read things straight after a bender, been there buddy.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Jokes on you, Patel only saw the excerpt that AI showed him....and he was waaaaaay too wasted to be able to read it

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    Oh in that case:

    I love seahorse emojis, every time someone shows me a seahorse emoji I just help can't myself from telling them where I live so that I can figure out how to drive over to them and give them a hug!

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I am a fit 50-something lady and no I don't think I could beat up the fascist in chief because fat guys have mass on their side. I can think of ways (like the personal protection fighting that gets taught to women) to do enough to run away, but don't underestimate fat guys. They carry all that weight around all the time.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago*

    I hear you, and my answer is the same strategy that is currently defeating Trump in Iran:

    Rope a Dope.

    Conserve your energy, maintain your stamina, conceal your strength, keep him moving.

    Only take a chance at a strike you know will hit, then flutter away.

    Couple rounds of that, he's having a heart attack, you win.

    He notoriously has horrendous posture.

    That means his core will tire out rapidly if you keep him him on his toes.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah I don’t think I could win a fist fight in the sense of Queensbury boxing match, but a regular fight-fight where I can kick his legs out from under him? People that age and weight tend not to handle falls well

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Yes, plenty of people with this kind of mentality exist in the USA.

    I don't know if this particular person is satire or not, and I'm not going to spend any time hunting down their profile to verify.

    The fact that they aren't blaming Biden in both of these posts makes me think it's satire, though. Because the very limited exposure I still have in real life to people of this general political persuasion suggests that they're all about blaming Biden for the current spike in gas and grocery prices. I've heard several different variations of why them blame Biden for current gas prices, but it mostly boils down to a nebulous, tangential line of reasoning that Biden didn't start a war with Iran during his term.

    As though dealing with the consequences of Trump's disastrous handling of COVID and the economy wasn't enough, they apparently think Biden should have also been bombing Iran "back to the stone age."

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    I don't know if this particular person is satire or not

    It is not.

    This person is cognitive dissonance personified, they're not capable of mental consistency, they are a delusional cult member, their brain works in such a way that it pretzels to find any possible reason to justify and glorify the cult leader.

    If you haven't personally lost friends and family members to the MAGA cult, please trust me, I am being completely serious.

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    • [–] 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    well its on you TRUCK drivers, if you decide to buy a massive gas guzzler.

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    • [–] 25 points 6 months ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_tsar,_bad_boyars

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    [–] 23 points 6 months ago

    Hey, hey Tony!

    TONY!

    Yeah?

    You tired of gargling Trump's balls?

    Whasamatterwidyou?

    Go fuck your self.

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    [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...

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    [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    Ah yes, Trust The Plan

    Q

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    [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    wow. so much wrongness in a single picture

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    [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    "No I don't need salt on this boot I lick, it's already flavored with urine"

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    [–] 15 points 6 months ago

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    [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Cause if he blames daddy, he won't be allowed into the ballroom to dance away his gas price worries.

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    [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Of course he blames Newsom, he was told by fox News that it wasn't Trump's fault

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Imagine non subsidised cars

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    step on me harder daddy ngha

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    [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Well, you see, blaming their felon rapist pedo daddy means they have to blame themselves, and they aren't emotionally/mentally equipped to do that.

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    [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    No, no, you need to listen and take notes. Tony who drives a truck in Cali is a pro, his knowledge and intelligence has been honed through years of practice.

    He knows how to gargle the balls WHILE working the shaft. You might not ever need those skills in life but it’s good to know just in case.

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    [+] -23 points 6 months ago* (2 children)
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