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Honestly, it feels like if this was Steam Machines, valve would have waited and released them bundled with the controller. I'm assuming them launching the controller by itself was because they didn't have Steam Machines ready to go yet.
So I'm assuming this means this is more likely to be the Steam Frame or Steam Deck, but we'll see.
I think they're literally just shoving shit out the door as fast as they can, and their initial production runs were ... kind of done in the middle of rampocalypse/tariff nonsense, round #(i forget).
Because you'd have to be an idiot to not realize the world economy is headed for a Great Depression, therefore they need to make money ASAP on hardware, before people's budgets contract dramatically.
I also think they seem have to have just genuienly underestimated demand.
I don't think we'll be seeing newly made Steam Decks soon, iirc, they retooled the actual Steam Deck facility ... to make the Steam Controllers.
Probably more likely to see the Steam Machine and Frame, and then a Steam Deck 2 at some point in the future, presuming we do not at that point live in the Fallout timeline.
50 T
T what? Tortillas? Trombones? I think they imported 50 Turtles.
Oh my god, we need to make 'Canadian units of measurement' a thing.
My only regret in life is that I'll never get to experience timbits
Oh sorry, let me translate it into freedom units for you!
50T is about 232,558 Big Macs
50t
The article was probably written by an American to mess that up
I love that they had fifty tons of controllers made and y'all just decided that wasn't gonna be enough 🤣
kudos to valve for putting in the effort to design hardware people actually want to use.
T means Ton, a unit that nobody uses to measure "game consoles" in any other context.
You mean it's not 50 trillion consoles? Enough for everyone on the planet to have 6,000? Damn.
It clearly means 50 Teraconsoles.
Is a Teraconsole one million times better than a Sega Megadrive?
I'm just gonna gonna go with 'yes'.
I'd rather have one steam machine than one million Sega Megadrives, so that checks out.
And here I was thinking it was a measure of magnetic flux density.
Ton, or tonne? There's a difference
Ton because it's the U.S.
Other than… importing. Are you for real?
The headline can add 3 characters instead of making everyone guess what the letter T means
I am kind of mind blown that people are having problems figuring out T means tons..
Maybe it’s because it’s unusual to measure game consoles in tonnes (in the media) that we look for another explanation.
And I knew a tonne (1000kg) to be "t", this capital T is new to me. I just checked wikipedia apparently there’s a fuckton of different tons.
Or you can use your brain, and use context clues to deduce the correct interpretation.
For game consoles?
Anything but metric
Heck, maybe it's really "TEU" but whoever is reporting has no idea what the EU part means so they tossed it.
So I guess at this point the Steam Controller and Steam Machine... arguably count as a 'small batch, bespoke' game console/device?
50t = 50 000kg Steam Machine is 2.6kg, if the package adds a little it should be around 3kg. So it’s ~16666 consoles

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