Well done.

I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)... she's quite fond of it!

I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.

Some traditions never change

how's that for a slice of fried gold?

..."And Fanny's your aunt." I've been told concludes the expression lol.

I always have wanted to work "Bob's your uncle" into my everyday speech, but I always forget it exists

You like that, you fucking retard?

No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that's frowned upon!!!

Some of the old in-out, in-out.

Peepee friction pleasure

Slap and tickle

As a Briton, I appear to use either the traditional "fuckin' 'ell" or "shittin' 'ell" or the somewhat nonsensical "shit the fuck".

I'd be interested to see if I could train myself to switch to "Good Lord!", like some sort of gritty Northern "My Fair Lady".

Fancy a cuppa

It wasn't until relatively recently that I learned that the British often use "tea" as the word for their midday meal.

As in, "what are you cooking for tea today?"

Weird

Now we know...

NOW WE KNOW

NOW WE KNOW!!!

Nudge nudge, know what I mean?

Say no more, say no more.

Sounds like that involves a few paper cuts

It's also that.

You’ve gone too far. You’re in Australia now

Wouldn't it be, "have a cunt ya biscuit?" Sorry, I don't speak English.

Oi! D'ya got a loicense for that?!

Twos-day.

Won chew free, innit?

We say Tuesday

Depends on accent:

South West: jrink me loike a bo'oh wa'er ('=glottal stop like in "ugh")

London: drink me lyke a botto a wawtah

Merseyside: dlrinch me liche a bottull a wahtah (ch=choking sound)

Now we know.