What would "return to corral and flip it over" fall under?

Lawful Good

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Years ago, my mate and I stole one, took it into the forest, and used it as a grill during the summer. Which alignment does that make us?

Chaotic Good. Though more often I'm a "ride-it-into-the-corral" guy.

Im a "brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout" :3

Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.

Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
True neutral: Given to a staff member.
Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.

True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.

What alignment are you if you just take it home?

For the record: I am chaotic good. I can accurately hit the inside of the corral from up to 150 feet away. 😤

I rarely use a cart anymore because I do more frequent, shorter, trips and just bring a tote bag. But the other day I went with someone to a store and we used a cart. I returned it to the cart return place and she was like "good. You can learn a lot about someone by what they do with the cart"

What's zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?

Which one is hop into the basket and take it for a joyride?

I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.

I’m 40.

I'm on the good row, depending on the store and distance back. I have on one occasion delivered a cart back to the store via my car (a good mile or so away) - it was left in our neighborhood, I was doing it for myself and neighbors, not the store, so I don't know where that puts me. It's the opposite of true neutral, since presumably someone poor had used it and discarded it.

Chaotic Good baby, love when the parking lot around the corral is vacant so I can go for distance without risking hitting anyone.

So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?

Where does "slammed into someone's car" fall?

Golden corral

Some of the returns sound like you took it from there in the first place. Return to the poor? Did you take it from them? Return to a culvert? Did you find it in a ditch and then take it shopping??

Chaotic evil is resting the cart on a very slight incline that will cause it to careen into someone a few seconds after it is unattended.

What about "didn't use a cart in the first place", or "brought own cart"?

This is one template I'm down to bring back

Shopping trolleys are a rich source of materials for the aspiring welding fabricator. Road signs can also be good but they get banged around.

I'm solidly neutral good, but have occasional deviations into lawful good and chaotic good territory.

Wherw would "Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole." Sit?

I zip tie them to people's door handles when they park like assholes.

I think I’m the Lawful Good. Sorry.

I’m usually lawful good or neutral good, but I’ve been lawful evil or chaotic neutral when there are no corrals and there is no space between cars in the parking so I would need to go around the entire parking back into the store. I do this in protest of them preferring to have a few more parking slots than putting in a corral.