Just...gooning probably. Same thing I do every day. It's not really Christmas it's just December 25th.

Can’t help but think of SNORKS when someone says “snorkin’ it”

Sir this is a Wendy's. We're discussing drugs, not God. Arguably the same thing but still.

Those little bottles of juice that are shaped like barrels. Little HUG fruit barrels. And amphetamines.

I am now a "vibe physician". Message me for all of your Healthcare needs.

As a court stenographer I just pissed my pants. Thank you for this.

I am 100% doing this. My family doesn't matter. Fuck my family. My wife is a piece of shit and the kids are too. A random stranger online said it and that's fucking gospel to me. Good luck to the kids. I'm outta here. Thanks buddy. You are SO right.

Compared to Now: I would LOVE to have $100 a month all to myself.

I think it's a fine tool for imagining what it might be like to be touched by another person. I hope to experience that someday.

Hell yes bro (or chick-bro whichever you identify as). Socks off and toes wiggling in the air. That's the only way to do it.