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[–] 75 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Sure, go for it. Throw everything at the wall, see what sticks. I personally don't need an alarm that is only is right some of the time and apologizes when it wakes me up an hour late, but to each their own.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    Maybe I shouldn't get up and go to work today...

    You are so right about that. You deserve a day off. Let me forge a doctor's note and send it to your boss.

    ^This will happen exactly one time.

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago

    Sorry boss, my AI alarm clock hallucinated the time zone, then my AI car drove through a construction zone, then the AI badge reader to get into the building forgot how to unlock the door

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  • [–] 44 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    By offering the phone itself, the company could gain access to more data about users’ habits than an app on the phone could.

    Oh, well then. That's obviously why people buy phones.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago
    [–] 22 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Hahahahahahaha what a fucking terrible idea, holy shit. Beside sam altman, who the fuck would use this?

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago

    He probably won’t use it himself. The tech bros pushing all these things don’t partake on their own supply in their personal lives because they know how dumb or dangerous it is.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago

    omg fuck off

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    OpenAI could fuck themselves too. Who knows.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Is this the kind of headline that makes investors excited?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Apparently they are too dumb to ask themselves "if AI is ready to replace the work force and make billions per minute, why do they need to venture into these weird, half hashed, plans and products BEFORE they even turn a penny on what they are supposedly amazing at?"

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    Finally, a phone specifically for morons.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    Omfg, the cyber truck of phones, I dare you to spend billions developing this, I double dare you Altman.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Dead on arrival. Especially so if it runs android and invasively slurps up all your personal data for “training”. Now where have we seen this before?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Just like every other AI application they've come up with for end users, I cannot fathom how the AI aspect would be preferable to purpose-made code that does one thing without having to "think" about it.

    How does the introduction of an "agent" who "might make mistakes" improve my user experience with... Literally anything?

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    "Hey, Jippity. Send a message to Chris"

    Thinking: The user wants me to call Kris. But I don't see anyone named Kris in the contacts. Maybe the contacts are corrupted. I should try to fix it.

    Wait, it would be easier to recreate the contacts. So I'll just delete all of them and let the user know.

    Command: rm -rf ~/.contacts

    Jippity: "Ok, I've deleted all your contacts so that you can start fresh. Go ahead and enter the number for Kris!"

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Good. Waste that money.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    that's gonna be a very very expensive phone

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago
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    Slop found in dumpster.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    lol

    I'll take shiny things that jingle, but never materialize, for 100.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    I'd rather have a phone that does what I want it to do.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Hopefully they'll sell these at an enormous loss (just like everything else they sell) and I'll finally be able to get a phone for a reasonable price.

    I bet they'll be trivially easy to jailbreak, too.

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  • [+] 12 points 6 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I do not understand the Luddite view of ai. It is a tool. You can use a hammer to smash your finger or frame out a house. You can upgrade to an air nailer and work faster.

    If people are too stupid to see what it is, they are going to just get left behind. When y'all old and whining how you don't understand how the world works and you're scared, this is why. It was a choice.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Sadly, it still has to ship with a timer app.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Was it this slop company that recently said it wasn't going to do any more "side quests"?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago
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    OpenAI making this phone=> could

    Chances of me buying it=> won’t

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Look everybody, it's the Rabbit R1/Humane AI Pin in phone form!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    “Call Jenny”

    GPT: calling 8675309

    No, call Jenny in my contacts.

    GPT: oh sorry, you don’t have Jenny contacts in your contacts.

    Ugh 😩

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    "just call Jenny! Jenny! Come on! I call Jenny every day, you just called her yesterday!"

    " that's not how we do things, Retro_unlimited...."

    (sigh) "you are an expert phone assistant, you will use your contacts tool to look up Jenny. J-e-n-n-y. Then you will use your phone tool to dial her number. DO NOT talk to Jenny. You are FORBIDDEN to try and sell her a $2000/month ChatGPT Elite Pro plus subscription again. Just dial and let me do the talking."

    [Reasoning] [Opening contacts] [Reasoning some more]

    "Sorry, you hit your token limit for this month. Do you want to move to the Elite Pro Plus plan now for only $1999.99?"

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    So every button is just a different prompt? Sounds silly.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Good luck with that.

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  • I wonder if this will use ASOP or they will go with their own OS.

    And do they expect people to carry a second phone or to switch during an update cycle?

    Are they really sure that text (or even voice) input into an LLM would be faster for initiating common tasks used on smartphones (messaging, video, social media etc.)?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Phone that you can talk with. Sounds about right.

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