I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.

Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.

If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight

Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.

Dang, you've really thought this out huh?

The correct answer

The word on the card is "Lava" but we will accept the answer.

Live fastphalt, eat asphalt.

"Where shall we have dinner?"

"Lets eat up the road"

"No thanks, I don't like asphalt"

You might be interested in this drink.

Say hi to Abby for me!

How'd you know she was hungry?

Best meal.

Thank you for your service o7

Settle down marine. No need for bragging.

What does it taste like?

Hey, I said inedible.

What about your poop though 🤔

I just want to see what happens when it's gone.

How you would be able to get there, I'm not sure. Travelling there, even at near light speeds, would take many (and I mean many) human lifetimes. Then you have the problem of fitting it in your mouth, since last I heard, it's gotten very big.

I wish I could safely store uranium in my belly as an energy source. Imagine how little I'd have to eat.

You mean that free snack they send with the things I buy?

Why that planet in particular?

Mmmm forbidden chips.

Im not sure that'd count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.

this is my answer too!!

OP said inedible

Edible candles do exist, they're made of beeswax or tallow instead

They don't taste great, but edible

According to a random Quora user that I trust with my life, you can eat small amounts of candle wax! Although, even if I were told it's poisonous I'd still probably lick a candle.

I imagine it's something like those weird-ass wax juice bottle shaped "candy" things.

I wonder if in that mix, would the bleach just break down into its base components of salt, water and oxygen?

You'd barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.

U gonna get fat

Plot twist, now you become the worst racist in history...

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Sorry, it's nothing personal...

Hey I need that thing :(

Start with the semen, you'll be full before you get to the food rations.