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[–] 108 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Welcome to the internet!
Have a look around...

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  • [–] 54 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found..

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  • [–] 48 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    everyday I'm thankful I never let curiosity get to the better of me as a kid on the internet

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I used 4Chan for a while as a kid. From what I've heard it's more tame now, but I saw some stuff no person should ever see. I think it helped shape me as a person though, largely in a good way. It helped me form opinions about death and killing that I think are good.

    Personally, I think people should have to watch some combat footage before they vote. Your vote can send people to go kill other people. If you don't know what that looks like, maybe your opinion on the matter shouldn't be worth as much. Until you see someone dying (actually dying, not hollywood dying), I don't think you should be allowed to make decisions about killing people.

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Back before governments realized they could spread propaganda and disinformation everywhere through the internet, and companies could make boatloads of money manipulating people algorithmically through social media.

    Honestly yeah, the internet was better before all that. And now we have AI generated news and websites showing up everywhere and it's being shoved down our throats, and we are on the precipitous of global "age verification" (cough more privacy violations)

    But, other than that, the modern internet is fine. Everything's fine.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Goatse

    Tubgirl

    Lemon party

    Yeah, those were simpler times.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    And none of them caused me as much distress as the beheading of that journalist. Even as a regular visitor of Rotten.com.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I had to explain to a younger person what Goatse was the other day. They don't even know what they missed out on.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I never saw tubgirl but the others were drowned out when idk if it was 4chan rando or someone I was arguing with or something but they posted a picture of what looked like kid about my age at the time cooked like a turkey with the white foot cover things on a big platter on a big dining table and the text you're next. That shit haunted me for like 20 years.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I somehow managed to avoid the really heinous stuff like beheadings, but I do remember a lot of the classic shock websites.

    Apparently the cock from MeatSpin belonged to a trans woman porn star. So that's fun, I hope she's doing well, whoever she is.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Analogue youth, digital teens, here.

    Simpler times... when we'd watch Jimmy Savile on TV, and were told he was a beloved children's entertainer. O_O

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Lots of people talking about beheadings, but the video that I can never unwatch was of a woman in a blank walled room facing the camera and getting unceremoniously shot in the head with a revolver. I've no idea if it was real or not, but the lack of, for want of a better word, "spectacle" makes me think it was.

    I don't want to look it up again to find out but if anyone knows for sure...

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    [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy

    I dont know how i did it as a kid. Teenagers are psychopaths I guess.

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago (17 children)

    If I could go back, I’d pass on the beheading. Damn morbid curiosity.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't. I didn't enjoy them, but they seemed important. A brief glimpse into extreme reality.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago* (13 children)

    I was an adult when that was going around. I decided I wasn't that curious. I've never seen 'two girls one cup' either. I don't regret my choice.

    Edit: I also didn't need to see the Charlie Kirk murder, either.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I've seen a beheading by some russian nazis in like 2010. As a teenager (around that time) i used to look up rotten.com and facesofdeath a fair bit. A lot i forgot, but some pictures will stay with me until i die. Sounds worse than it is, they just pop up from time to time.

    Recently i searched for random telegram chanells because i was bored and found some israeli and islamic chanells that had a lot of execution and some mild gore content. That dosn't do anything with me emotionalie, i am keenly aware of the fact that humans murder and kill their own and other species all the time.

    Still haven't seen two girls and one cup. Not even sure what its about, i think it's some kink stuff involving bodily fluids? I don't see any benefit in watching it. The gore stuff at least is a lesson about reality that people from my part of the world aren't exposed to, at least for now. In a way it helps to stay grounded on how fucked up live is for many people and creatures on this planet, something that is far to easy to forget when living in the 'sanitized' west.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    2girls1cup is pretty tame compared to a lot of other shit (if you'll pardon the pun).

    It's just two hot girls and one shits into a cup and the other eats it - it being what I can only assume is some sort of chocolate desert because no way she just straight devouring dooky.

    Anyways yeah I remember it being a thing in 2008 in college where we all tried to get unsuspecting folks to see it.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    2 girls 1 cup is just nasty internet shock content. It involves

    spoiler2 women shitting into 1 cup.

    idk why I bother spoilering, but trigger warning for weird sexual kink I suppose.

    The beheadings and other vile human extremes are just infinitely worse. 2g1c is tame in comparison.

    Recently I watched an alleged Iranian officer take his life at home. Not out of my volition, but while hanging (hah) with friends. This is a few days after the first attack by Israel and USA. I won't describe it here too detailed but it's a lot less messy than I thought it would but it would still haunt me. And the cry of a woman out of frame

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I made it through adolescence without seeing the two girls one cup video. It was a thing to try and trick your buddies into watching it. It's an odd point of pride for me I dodged that particular bullet.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Okay that last one is a dramatic masterpiece. You gotta.

    2g1c and beheadings sre missable, but kirk's a classic, and not particularly gruesome.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    You gotta.

    I really don't. I can't stand the bloke, but I don't need to see that.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Its not the death.

    Its about who he was and exactly what he was saying when he died exactly the way he died. Like a clip that catches his last line.

    If hed been blown up while buying a pack of cigarettes it wouldnt have been special.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Ah yes I remember "three guys one hammer" which was a video of three Ukrainian serial killers stabbing a guy in the eye and repeatedly in the stomach with a screwdriver and then beating him to death with a hammer.

    Apparently one of the killers got out of prison in 2019. I imagine he's probably dead by now, given that he was most likely conscripted.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Last Podcast on the Left recently did a series on those guys. Unfortunately β€œthree guys one hammer” was not a stand alone event.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    itch.io has so many really cool free games that can be played in your browser. Neocities exists. So many cool communities exist on the internet

    just because most of the most popular websites are terrible doesnt mean cool sites dont exist

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago*

    Yeah, its the same as old man saying there's no good music.

    There's not much corporately popular shoved in your face good music. But now is literally the golden age of all media, before we are all restricted from enjoying any of it without being a criminal or paying subscription fees just to log into my PC. I give it 5 or 8 years . they're already coming for emulation because people are sick of shitty new games.

    You can still find the good of the internet. Use webrings, kagi small web search, use your bookmarks, neocities, Its still out there.

    The fediverse is a big one too

    The real issue is all your normie friends have no idea of this or are terrified of anything that isnt corponet, so they will not partake in ye olden web. But thats OK.

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    I saw war crimes and decided war was bad. Guess who decided that we shouldn't be able to see war crimes?

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    Oof, I'm sorry, that's rough. Flash games?

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    I remember it! Macromedia Flash sucked ass.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    No, Flash was a proprietary platform for animated content before the modern web standards. You're thinking of the MP3 player.

    Edit: Clearly a poor attempt at setting up someone to reply with "no you're thinking of Winamp, ..."

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago*

    I’m not sure if you’re being funny and I’m not getting it. Macromedia were the original developers of various web products. Flash and Dreamweaver for example. They were acquired by Adobe and it was renamed to Adobe Flash.

    They’re talking about the same Flash you are.

    Flash itself was junk. People made some fantastic things with it, though.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    There was a brief moment in the internet during this time, not the wild west age of unmoderated forums and ascaii memes but the budding frontier town of rage comics and early social media. There was an exact point, just before the year Facebook became the defacto social network, where the internet could have taken a different path and lead to something great. You still see the chipped paint of that mural in places like Reddit before the premium and Lemmy before the shill accounts. The hangers on from the old world that catch the scraps the mega corps drop. Gaiaonline is still propped up by a dedicated community. Small forums grow like weeds in the cracked pavement.

    If we could find those places, sure up their crumbling palisades against the endless effort to advertise, breathe life into them in our own quite ways. Create the internet we wanted instead of sulking in the one we were given.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Ok but people are already doing this.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Saw some lemons making party, some girls with a cup definitely not doing the cup song and a few leaks live, but otherwise it was a great time.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago*

    I was moderator on an online video platform at the time. I arrived to work early, get my coffee and went to my desk for my morning empty-the-queue-list routine... spitted my coffee, maybe puked a little... and moved on with my tasks!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    When I was a kid I saw a video of guy being high on drugs and cutting his own dick off. Was the best demonstration of that drugs are bad πŸ˜…

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    I'm fairly sure I saw the same beheading video in 2003. I was convinced it was real. My one friend was convinced it was fake. Our other friend couldn't decide.

    Now, with hindsight, I'm STILL convinced it was real, but I'm wondering if what I saw was an early version of what would later become ISIS.

    ISIS didn't exist formally yet in 2003, but it's not like they just came from nowhere. I'm fairly confident that I saw an early version of it with that beheading video.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    it’s not like they just came from nowhere

    So a lot of their members were Saddam's party. Part of 'debaathification' involved putting everyone who had been in the party on a list, but the nature of a 1 party state, that includes everyone from professors and traffic engineers to professional throat-slitters and the people managing them. If you were on the list, you could not be employed at any state enterprise. This made anyone whose job didn't have a private sector equivalent, functionally unemployable.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I never watched any beheading videos, for obvious reasons; even in youth or now

    I did enjoy the Charles Cork shooting or whatever his dumbfuck name was? Forgot

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    I never went looking for extreme violence, but in my teens I sometimes visited the "extreme/bizarre" shock blogs of my country, so saw quite a few disgusting sexual videos that are burned into my mind forever, like cock-and-ball torture (up to self-amputation) and various bestiality types 😬

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