i once got a disposable contact stuck deep behind my eye and I couldn't get it out. After fussing with it, which felt like forever, it seemed to disappear. I swore it went behind my eye but I visited the eye doctor, and he assured me that I must have blinked it out without realizing. He said that you would know if there was still something back behind your eyes, as even an eyelash will cause you major discomfort if it gets back there
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PSA for people actually worrying about this: human anatomy doesn't work this way and it can't actually happen. Your human body is capable of much more pernicious things that are much more unspeakably horrible than what you see here. So you should focus on that instead. Cheers 🥂
I know it doesn't work this way. That would be ridiculous. But that won't stop my brain from imagining it from time to time going forward.
I have this one eyelash that grows really long and sticks in my eye. It takes it ages to get to that length but then it's really irritating until I cut it and cutting a single eyelash is not easy.
Honestly plucking it might be a little painful, but I'd imagine immensely more safe than having a pair of blades close to your eye to try and trim it...
Until it becomes ingrown
eyelashes fall out all the time
All hair falls out eventually. It's designed to do that to keep different hairs at different terminal lengths. That doesn't mean plucking a hair from an active follicle is the same as a hair falling out during the shedding phase. It's not as bad as shaving to the skin, but still more traumatic than falling out naturally.
I never have this problem. The spiders would keep the lashes out. They are fastidious cleaners.
After mostly snoozing through The English Patient, I somehow managed to get intrigued by the idea of washing my hair with olive oil, like one of the characters did onscreen.
Tried it the next day, and wound up having olive oil in my eye sockets for the next couple days. For me, it was much worse than going to the optometrist's office and getting the eye-drops that kept one from focusing for the next ~4hrs.
So yeah, that was the first & last time I tried that. :S
Hair doesn't really do that, hence ingrown hairs. Your eye just flushes them out eventually
No unfortunatelythey do not. The eye spiders that live under your bed come and eat them in the middle of the night
They get flushed out through your nose. If you’ve ever noticed how when your eyes water your nose runs too: they’re connected. Your snot is the cleaning mechanism that traps dust, hairs, and bacteria and flushes it all out.
the body is supposed to have some auto-cleaning function so even if that did happen it should clean itself up after a while.
It actually collects under your lids. I pulled a small hair ball out of my tear duct area once.
don't worry, eyelashes are biodegradable so the old ones have probably already decayed and got reabsorbed into your body :)
Yeah, the eyelashes get absorbed into the eyeball; it's basic eyeballogy.
If anyone is actually worried about this
The conjunctiva is a thin membrane that covers the inside of the eyelids and the white part of the eye (sclera), making a continuous sealed area that nothing can escape from except the front.

Also the area behind/around the eye is cushioned by fat and muscle so there's no room for it. Your eyes don't bounce around for a reason.
When the eyelash randomly disappears, I assume your eyelids managed to sweep it into the middle and pick it up when they opened again. If you gently brush your eyelashes, the loose one might fall out. Unfortunately mine are a real pain to get out so they don't just disappear :')
Hopping on this helpful and informative post to add my own tidbit: If you find you get loose eyelashes in your eyes a lot, or that they seem to curl inward and poke your eye a lot, see your optometrist about the possibility of blepharitis--a chronic inflammation of the eyelids. It's a lifelong condition, no cure, but there is a pretty simple daily treatment and hopping on it will drastically improve your quality of life. I used to think it was normal to constantly want to rub your eyes because they itched--surprise! It's not.
As a doctor, I can assure you there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.
The funniest part - this is unironically true. Yes, really.
I'm an internet commentator.
Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.
The traditional way is to scoop out your eyeballs and blast bug spray into the sockets. Can't say I recommend it as they just tend to take refuge in the brain, and if you don't kill them you'll really piss them off. Better just to cancel all your TV subscription services and read 18th century literature for at least 6 hours a day. There is a fair chance they will just get bored and leave of their own accord.
Are eyelashes digestible? Or do the spiders have stomach full of them?
There are some contact lenses too.
There's a fix for that.

I prefer a corkscrew.
What? This happens to people?
Anytime I get an eyelash on my eye, it stays there being obnoxious until I remove it.
I like it when that happens because the hairs scratch itches way back there.
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Wow, that was utterly vile, thank you for explaining to the world why I wear glasses when I need to see shit. God damn, Funkhauser school of funnily disgusting!
The green makes it look worse, it's just a dye to make it easier to identify the lenses.
I like how it has text saying "don't sleep in your contacts" as if that's the real issue, rather than this lady being an idiot. Like she slept in them and woke up the next day thinking "Oh well, guess it just dissolved in my eyeball, time to put more contacts in!"
I have this fear that every time I eat instant ramen a little bit gets stuck and one day they'll have to cut me open to pull it all out like hair in the drain.


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