Thanks! I want to give these a shot after Mint finishes updating. Any edge will be noticeable.
I was worried about USB boot, but it went smoothly.
Spot on! Before wiping, Vista showed the last update to be ~June '06.
Sadly, it's not as impressive in the ports as I initially thought (didn't know what I was looking at).
Not real sure what I'll end up doing with it. It's in good condition.
I took your advice. Mint and XFCE have been good to me thus far, so I went for it.
Very thankful I didn't have to burn a DVD for it. I've done it before, but Ventoy is so much more convenient.
I was worried 32-bit would be necessary, but 64 went okay. It is slow, but I was expecting that. It's quieter now though, and it shuts down faster.

It took awhile, but it worked. Ventoy on USB drive. First had to take a video to see the Post screen in order to determine which F button to press (F9:boot order). After that no problems, just waited.
Turns out I just didn't realize what some of the 'ports' were; abandoned monitor connections and a little remote control that slides out. There's a DVD drive and headphone jacks, which I like. I am curious about Expandable Port 3, though. There's a command that lists them isn't there?
Didn't really have much of a plan for it. I'm not sure what use case it's best suited for. Tempted to give it as a gift.
The botanists in the biology dept have the answers you seek. I suspect there is a map of your campus trees, and this one is on it. It's common for universities to have an arboretum on campus. Find the map and look for trees you've never seen before! I bet you can find a ginkgo or a cork tree.
It's the "Faculty of Fire Magic", it's supposed to do that.
It's so beautiful! Love this version.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heat_Will_Kill_You_First
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ministry_for_the_Future
Anything else I should add to the suggested reading list?
'Look, dude, I really think you should let me drive. You're clearly unfit, and I have a 4.8 rating. Where are your keys, humon?'