Don't forget killing the last Pope.

The only thing he's managed to finish was inside a barcalounger

And don't forget being the last person to visit Pope Francisco before he died

I had heard this is the story of JD Vance.

When he was young he "thought he was gay". While he was in college, he met Peter Thiel, a gay billionaire who had come to his campus for some talk or something. When they met, the gay billionaire really took an interest in this man who thought he was gay.

At some point, JD Vance says that he stopped thinking he was gay. Meanwhile, Thiel helped Vance find a job. Actually, several jobs. It turns out that Vance kept getting fired from his jobs, but Thiel kept getting him better jobs every time he got fired. Eventually, Thiel helped JD Vance get into the field of politics, where Vance has been in his pocket to this very day.

Now, from my perspective, it's difficult to explain why a businessman would keep finding better jobs for a person who keeps failing at the jobs unless there is something outside of the job that makes it worth it. So, it seems very likely that JD Vance gives world-class blowjobs, and that he is just generally a failure at everything non-sexual.

It's almost like normally when a politician goes to a diplomatic event they're surrounded by experts in many fields to help then navigate the the complex situations and Vance just went by his completely unqualified self and winged it.

And Greenland. They forgot Greenland.

Don't forget his failures in Greenland.

Now it’s tanking Orban’s election. Fuck Orban.

Americans be like

The idea that removing Trump makes this guy the president... fucking fuck. But it needs to happen heh.

Aand Fidesz lost!

He's learning from the best

Vance can go to Hungary to try and manipulate an election.

Ontario pays for anti-tariff ads in the States and that is interference.

Lol, thanks Vance for giving Magyar Peti the boost.

ÁRAD A TISZA ♥️🤍💚!

trump had the meirdas touch, while VANCE has the touch of death.

He also killed a Pope, don't forget that. He was literally the last guy the Pope spoke with, and he was dead within 24 hours. Coincidence? There are no coincidences in politics.

Truly Vice Presidential stuff, capable of succeeding the oval office should circumstances require it.

Sounds perfectly qualified to be the MAGA presidential candidate. Virtuosic incompetence is their primary qualification.

Well, I mean he also killed the last Pope. That has to count for something.

Totally qualified to succeed the Orange Baboon.

The next POTUS before Trump Jr.

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Failing in the Iran negotiations and getting the straits of hormuz blockaded by his boss!