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So an ordinary witch test?
German: that toad looking thing has a shield on it
Easy! A turtle is flippy flips and a tortoise is clompy clomps.
Simple!
Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current
Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu
Damn kids, in my day turtles lived in the sewer eating pizza and doing ninjutsu.
shakes cane
Those clearly were tortoises though :D
Technically they're (mutated) terrapins (specifically red-eared terrapins).
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Heroes in a half-shell, Terrapin Power!
So, tortoises, and thus also turtles...
But terrapins are not tortoises, since they're semiaquatic, but are differentiated from common turtles by their presence in brackish water.
A turtle lives in water, a tortoise lives on land. A turtle's not a tortoise, it's not hard to understand.
in dutch theyre called landschildpad and zeeschildpad (landshelltoad and seashelltoad)
But zeeschildpad doesn't include things like box turtles that live near bodies of water but not all the time, right? I guess here in Belgium we just use "schildpad" for everything.
It also sounds cooler to translate it to shield-toad lol
But they are turtles, like every crow is a bird.
Tuuuurtle turtle-urtle-urtle, turtle urtle urtle urtle. GAH, IT'S NOT A TORTOISE
Wait wait wait. Have we been lied to? Are Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo tortoises?
Most humans live above ground level, you sound like your live in your mother's basement. Doesn't make you a different species, does it?
So you're just admitting you don't understand taxonomy
Technically this is nor taxonomy, since we aren't talking about relatedness. This is just linguistics.
explanation
Land dwelling evolved multiple times in turtles, like in box turtles, which are not in the clade of tortoises, but would fit the common definition of tortoise.
Tortoises are Turtles, but not all Turtles are Tortoises.
This isn't an English thing, this is a taxonomy thing. It should be the same in any language, just with different words used.
Both are translated "tortue" in french However to be fair, it could be specified "Tortue marine" and "Tortue terrestre"
This is your reminder that taxonomically fish and trees do not exist.
Tortoises are land animals. Simple.
Frogs and toads might be a better one - there's no systematic difference except toads are ugly.
flippers and feet.
The biggest difference is that turtles live in and around water, while tortises are entirely land based.
This is like the hare and rabbit thing... (what are the differences?)
Would be simpler just to call them turtles and landturtles.
All tortoises are turtles (but not all turtles are tortoises) from a biology point of view. Tortoises specifically being exclusively land-based members of the turtle (Testudines) order. So there is a difference.
And “spring” doesn’t really have different meanings - as per the root of the word, it always means some variant of “to burst forth”. There’s lots of different definitions for the word but they’re all rooted in the same place, from an etymology point of view.
The season bursting forth from the winter darkness and cold, the metal coil as it bursts forth when released from compression, the source of water as it bursts forth from the ground, bursting forth someone out of jail, etc.
Homographs are the real problem - when two different words, over time, become spelled the same.
Sow, lead, close, bear. All have multiple etymologies where different words eventually became spelled the same. Those are the worst!
English is a truly crazy mashup of Latin, Greek, French, German, Celtic, Norse and more.
If you think "spring" is bad, go check how many different meanings there are for the word "set".
"off" is one my favourites. The alarm went OFF so we had to turn it OFF. It means the opposite of itself.
"Sanction" is another example. Your actions were not sanctioned by us, so as retaliation we're introducing sanctions against you.
You can cleave something apart, but the halves might cleave together.
It means the opposite of itself.
Fun fact: there's a word for words like that, they're called contronyms.
As we run the run of the route in rehearsal, I run the company’s schedule so the show runs on time, the engine runs and the lights run off backup power while the road runs north along a river that runs high and the dye might run in the rain, and as the contract runs a year and a rumor runs through town, I run for office to keep the operation running smoothly, avoid a run on supplies, keep late cues from running over, prevent us from running out of time or letting costs run up, run through notes and run them by the team, run tests and run the numbers, run lines until they run together, run a tight ship so nothing runs afoul of the rules, run risks we can afford, run hot when we must, and keep the whole run unbroken.
I've always liked that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing.
A tortoise is a kind of turtle, just like a toad is a kind of frog.
My box turtle mostly lives on soil, although he enjoys a paddle and soak in his water. But the main difference from a tortoise is that he's omnivorous, needing protein like bugs, whereas they are herbivores.
Fun fact, Eastern box turtles are illegal to keep as pets in Ohio if captured in the wild.
Mine was raised from the egg of a non wild turtle by someone else who found themselves unable to care for it and asked me to give it a home.
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The pedant trap has been set…
One has a flat head the other has a plus sign head like the difference between crocodiles and alligators or ravens and writing desks
This title sentence works multiple ways. My cat is unable to speak English, because it has far too many words beyond the word meow.
If you don't know the difference between turtle and tortoise then you are a monkey
Apes evolved from dry-nosed monkeys, so despite the popular wisdom, according to monophyly we are monkeys. Similarly humans are fish. The confusion arises because most people still group species by common characteristics (a grade) rather than common descent (a clade). Also known as Linnean vs phylogenetics.


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