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I call Dr. Zaius.
“Can I play the piano?”
There are 2.5 million ants per human.
This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.
plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit
You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.
WW3 happens
Artemis 2 returns
"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment...

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo
I used to own that exact rug. It really tied the room together, but yeah I don't know about the couch.
Holy fuck, they got me. I thought the photo was real. Because I was impressed by the costume. 🥲
It really would be hilarious if the ground crew met them like that!
"Uh, guys, we got something to tell you. While you were incommunicado on the Dark Side of the Moon..."
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