Now that Artemis Il has launched, we have 9 days to get every person on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can pull off something absolutely hilarious when the astronauts return.

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[+] 104 points 7 months ago (16 children)
  • [–] 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Cyberpunk authors had AI pegged as a negative all the way back in the 80's.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    The 80s ended 35 years ago. They didn't have no Data or wall-e and no good Terminator who was protecting John Connor

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Oh, I didn’t make it, I’m too lazy for that. I stole it off of Facebook.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Risky move posting this on Lemmy. “Slop” posts incoming.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I didn’t really look closely at the pic, I just thought the joke was funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    May I ask what makes you think this is an AI image? I've looked pretty closely for all the usual telltale signs, and it just looks like a picture of some really good cosplay as far as I can tell.

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    There are 2.5 million ants per human.

    This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    WW3 happens

    Artemis 2 returns

    "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    10 billion costumes in 9 days?
    How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment...

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago*

    It really would be hilarious if the ground crew met them like that!

    "Uh, guys, we got something to tell you. While you were incommunicado on the Dark Side of the Moon..."

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Flash mob lol

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    YOU MANIAC!!!

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  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES!!!! OMG DO IT!!!

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