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Now that Artemis Il has launched, we have 9 days to get every person on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can pull off something absolutely hilarious when the astronauts return.

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There are 2.5 million ants per human.

This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The humble bacteria:

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago

Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.

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