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[–] 52 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Is it me, or is that heart-warming in a weird way?

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    heartwarming.

    it acknowledges the whole "he is still with us" in a active way.

    i hope my funeral is just a bunch of cunts roasting my corpse and having a great time about it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I have very specific desires for mine, but I've warned my family because as they scatter my cremains (I'm assuming they couldn't figure out how to compost me and turn me into a tree) i want them to play a very specific inappropriate to the moment song that if they stop to think about it will make them giggle.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    it's like when the sick kid dies and the only kid who razzed him at school gets invited to the funeral because he's the only one who made him feel like he was having a normal childhood. part of the human experience is gentle heckling.

    i think booing someone's favorite sports team at their funeral honors your relationship to them if that was part of it.

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  • [–] 46 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    If your death doesn’t polarize people, did you really live?

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    I aspire to have my funeral wind up like the church scene in the first Kingsman movie.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they've been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don't want to turn my back to them during a fight.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta

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  • [–] 74 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Im a fan of the local teams rival. Thats where I grew up, and my son is a fan of the rival too. This is birthright right.

    Sports are supposed to be how we compete physically without war. Iroquois lacrosse comes to mind.

    If someone booed at my funeral, they were a friend that knew I loved the game like they do.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, I'm not a huge sportsball fan but if someone did that at my funeral, I sure as hell wouldn't haunt them from the grave over it

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I have a good friend who has the same birthday as another friend. They are both huge baseball fans but one is a Giants fan and one Dodgers. For non baseball fans, those teams are usually intra-league rivals. So each year for their birthdays they get each other a piece of the other team's memorabilia. And each year they quietly swap it with each other into their own collections a few weeks later, because the Dodgers fan doesn't really want Giants merch and vice versa. So like at whomever's funeral I can maybe expect a boo toward the Dodgers or Giants from this long friendship. It would feel right.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I was born and raised a Packers NFL fan. Everyone in my family were die hards. When my father passed, we asked people to wear Packers apparel if they had it. There were some local Vikings fans that bought Packers shirts for the occasion. One guy wore a vikings shirt underneath to stay true. That's what sports rivalries should be all about. It's just a game but it builds relationships through competition. We may cheer for different teams, but at the end of the day, we come together for what's important. If someone boo'd the Packers at my dad's funeral, I would have laughed as I think most of my family and friends would have too.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    I was at a friend's father's funeral and someone had to stop the celebrant and let him know he was eulogising the wrong person.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I will never understand these sports people...

    (Sits back to watch the Manjaro mutiny and the Systemd age verification drama)

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    In my experience, a situation like this would probably be in jest by someone the deceased knew and had a friendly disagreement about sports teams with.

    Usually, when family or loved ones disagree about the team they support, it just leads to gentle ribbing. It's all in good fun.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Of course. The person who booed is probably someone extremely close, and booing was their final tribute to their friend, their last disagreement about the sport they loved together. I could see myself doing something like that for a friend.

    It's really pretty great.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    everything is sports just as much as everything is politics when you live in a world where people treat their own political faction as a sports team they root for rather than a sports team they are on

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Sounds like he had some real football hooligans at his funeral, then. Died as he lived, seems.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Try reading this with a Family Guy New England accent

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Seems kinda obvious.

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