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[–] 46 points 7 months ago (9 children)

If your death doesn’t polarize people, did you really live?

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    I aspire to have my funeral wind up like the church scene in the first Kingsman movie.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they've been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don't want to turn my back to them during a fight.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta

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