▲ 624 ▼ Its what he would have wanted (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 7 months ago by Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works 38 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago (9 children) If your death doesn’t polarize people, did you really live? permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 7 months ago (8 children) I aspire to have my funeral wind up like the church scene in the first Kingsman movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago (4 children) Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they've been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don't want to turn my back to them during a fight. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children) Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago Oh snap I'm about to carb up and get a buzz. Thank you good sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to think the Priest's "Bread/Wine convert to Flesh/Blood" also works in reverse offensively. As in a priest can cast this spell on a living person and turn them into a loaf of rye and a bottle of Merlot. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I just wanted a raging party with great food. My dreams have been too small. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago My favorite part is the one extra in the background just waving a chair around permalink fedilink source parent [–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Getting face, back and body shots by a British secret agent? Where do I sign? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 7 months ago (8 children) I aspire to have my funeral wind up like the church scene in the first Kingsman movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago (4 children) Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they've been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don't want to turn my back to them during a fight. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children) Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago Oh snap I'm about to carb up and get a buzz. Thank you good sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to think the Priest's "Bread/Wine convert to Flesh/Blood" also works in reverse offensively. As in a priest can cast this spell on a living person and turn them into a loaf of rye and a bottle of Merlot. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I just wanted a raging party with great food. My dreams have been too small. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago My favorite part is the one extra in the background just waving a chair around permalink fedilink source parent [–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Getting face, back and body shots by a British secret agent? Where do I sign? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago (4 children) Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they've been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don't want to turn my back to them during a fight. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children) Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago Oh snap I'm about to carb up and get a buzz. Thank you good sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to think the Priest's "Bread/Wine convert to Flesh/Blood" also works in reverse offensively. As in a priest can cast this spell on a living person and turn them into a loaf of rye and a bottle of Merlot. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children) Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago Oh snap I'm about to carb up and get a buzz. Thank you good sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago Oh snap I'm about to carb up and get a buzz. Thank you good sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I'd like to think the Priest's "Bread/Wine convert to Flesh/Blood" also works in reverse offensively. As in a priest can cast this spell on a living person and turn them into a loaf of rye and a bottle of Merlot. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I just wanted a raging party with great food. My dreams have been too small. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago My favorite part is the one extra in the background just waving a chair around permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Getting face, back and body shots by a British secret agent? Where do I sign? permalink fedilink source parent