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[–] 119 points 7 months ago (14 children)

I find it funny that the dude who made Hooters made it for himself because he was banned from so many strip clubs that he thought he would make his own version of one. And that because he only cared about himself, it never evolved and was dying until he sold it after declaring bankruptcy last year.

Maybe with the new owners, we will finally get the Femboy Hooters we really want.

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  • [–] 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    don't give me hope. please let it be real

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Or Goth Hooters or a combination..

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Dude, how do you bankrupt boob restaurant? That's as bad as bankrupting a casino

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    Oh someone once told me it was because some states didn't issue licenses for strip clubs so this was the best thing they could get away with and it just took off (even without taking it off 🫣). But it was probably a made up story then.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    FWIW,

    wp:Hooters

    Hooters, Inc., was incorporated in Clearwater, Florida, on April 1, 1983, by six Clearwater businessmen: Lynn D. Stewart, Gil DiGiannantonio, Ed Droste, Billy Ranieri, Ken Wimmer and Dennis Johnson. The date was an April Fools' Day joke because the original six owners believed that their prospect was going to fail.

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  • [–] 56 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    I just recently read a piece in which it was noted that the hooters waitresses are great allies to closeted gay boys that get taken to hooters by parents or family to encourage 'normal' heterosexual behavior.

    I want expecting that but it was a pretty great aspect of a phenomenon that always seemed very one dimensional and flat to me.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    I think I read this article too. It makes sense in a way.

    https://archive.is/tWlEz

    What explains the connection between Hooters waitresses and young gay men? Perhaps these women — so often stigmatized as almost sex workers, so accustomed to society’s sidelong glances — see kindred spirits in the boys who aren’t quite “right.” Or maybe it’s simpler: a waitress’s knack for reading a room, turned tender for those who need it most.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    closeted gay boys that get taken to hooters by parents or family to encourage 'normal' heterosexual behavior.

    ...is that what hooters is for? That makes sense in a sad sort if way

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Hooters is for any situation where you're specifically not going to a strip club. Son ain't showing enough interest in girls? Hooters. Daughter's showing too much, but you don't know how to tell her you support her? Hooters. Night out with your friends, but you don't want your partner to be mad you went to a strip club? Hooters. Feel like a family dinner that makes the kids feel awkward as fuck? Hooters.

    Yeah it's weird to me too. Like, I can see how for a certain type of person who can't really easily talk about emotions or other private topics, this can be an attempt to bring their child into adulthood and the world of expressing interest in women. But also, fuck it's a weird way to do it. Just sit the kid down or go for a walk or drive and give them a dating talk.

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  • [–] 49 points 7 months ago (17 children)

    I feel morally obligated to put this into the thread.

    Hooters is coming up with a delivery service where the Hooters' girl will come to your house and give you the restaurant experience at home.

    They are planning on calling it Knockers.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Is Craigslist still a thing?

    Because if it is, I'm sure you can find someone who will make it true for you.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (11 children)

    If it were it would be a sexual predator's dream come true.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Don't they have guards who accompany them?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Purely anecdotal.

    So, the fat hillbilly looking guy goes to a sleazy motel and orders a girl.

    When the girl gets there he refuses to pay and refuses to let her leave.

    She calls her pimp. He shows up in a fancy car with two buddies.

    Except the hillbilly has a dozen friends waiting in the next room. They get the gun and the car and drive back to the pimp's place and clean it out.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Oh, sweet innocent child.

    Google 'adult escorts near me'

    You can find all sorts of companionship if you're willing to steal mommy's credit card.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Do escorts and prostitutes normally take Credit Card?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    It's really too bad you don't own some sort of device that connects to the internet.

    Or maybe you can't figure out how to get past the controls Mommy put on it.

    If your mother doesn't want to checking out escorts, I'll acede to her aurthority over you

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Is Hooters just an American maid cafe?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    What is a maid cafe? Is it like a Japanese conversation club?

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  • [–] 62 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (12 children)

    What's weird is that over the last few years they've been trying to say it's a family restaurant. They've gone for years as the place a bunch of Bros can go ogle some boons boobs, but now they're trying to pivot. Not gonna happen, just lean into it if you want to make it.

    Maybe if the private equity didn't want to be in that business they shouldn't have bought hooters.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (9 children)

    In my area, they opened a "Hoots Wings," which was apparently some sort of quick-serve takeout version with no employees-as-sex-objects at all.

    I say "was apparently," by the way, because I never felt tempted to go there myself, and it's already out of business.

    Still, I guess I gotta give them credit for being true believers in their wings standing on their own merit, and also correctly figuring out that my (very progressive) part of town probably wouldn't be the target demographic for their traditional model.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Still, I guess I gotta give them credit for being true believers in their wings standing on their own merit

    Every job I've ever held seems to have the same recurring character: a middle-aged+ balding obese man who regularly makes creepy/sexist/racist comments, and when told off, dramatically throws their arms up and laments about not being able to make jokes anymore.

    Anyway, one of the talking points this character routinely brings up is that they'll go to Hooters, but actually just for the Wings - they're really that good!

    ...no, David, no one's buying your bullshit. You go there because you like tits, and apparently not the ones hanging off the poor woman you've Stockholm syndromed into becoming and remaining your wife.

    But apparently the whole "I go there for the wings!" lie is so common that even Hooters execs started to believe it.

     

    ...and seriously, why is David following me?? New job, there's fucking David, sometimes with a mustache, sometimes with glasses, or a funny hat or something... but he's always there.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    It's like when Playboy stopped printing nude photographs because "people read it for the articles", then reversed that decision within a year. The brand just needs to own its demographic, which yeah for some things is just creepy, middle-aged dudes who need a veneer of non-sexuality to keep up appearances.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    Or when onlyfans wanted to have us pay for 'engaging family friendly content' 🤭. Sure the original idea was for regular movie celebs to monetize their fans. But at this point none of those will ever want to be found on onlyfans. Except Sasha Grey maybe 😅. Onlyfans has become a caricature. You don't pivot away from that. Just like hooters won't be for the wings or McDonald's for the salads even if they happen to be really good.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Did you just insult my favorite twitch streamer Sasha Grey? What are you insinuating, sir and/or madam?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    No on the contrary. I was just joking about her former field of acting. I wish it was viewed as more normal. And that she would have make to get a foothold in regular movies 🫶

    I didn't know she did twitch now. I've never watched that. I game a lot but I have no patience for watching streams.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Sorry! I should've put a "/s" at the end. I was also joking.

    Yep. I too would have loved it if she had a proper acting career right now. She's always been very charming and has had lots of creative outlets. She was one of the first people that taught me not to understimate adult performers

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Funny enough my straight mom was a hard-core fan of playboy (I'm fully convinced in her heterosexuality considering her decades as an ally and all of her kids being queer). She was generally straight laced, but loved the counterculture that the articles of playboy contained.

    But yeah the business model was always that the tits pay for the ability to publish Fahrenheit 451 and Hunter S. Thompson, not the other way around.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Wait until he hears about twin peaks.

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  • [–] 74 points 7 months ago* (10 children)

    Ya'll want weirdo creepy shit?

    My Dad made a thing of taking me, a 12 year old boy back in the early 00s, to Hooters, for a while, and would encourage me to oogle the servers.

    This is... previously, before this, I was raised extremely prudish and right wing nutjob style Christian.

    My Dad just snapped, internally, at some point... alcoholism followed this.

    ... my parents are still married, for some reason, even though they have clearly hated each other for a very long time.

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  • [–] 60 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    In fairness there is something about Christians and treating women like shit.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Well, the book explicitly says that women are less than men, so they are just doing what the good book says.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    That book says a lot of things, almost always conflicting things and depending on what remake you read it has an entirely different spin.

    Anyone who says they understand the bible and doesn't know Aramaic, Hebrew and some other archaic languages is lying and most likely trying to mislead you. Although to be fair, even if they do know those languages they are probably trying to mislead you.

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Now when is someone gonna make femboy hooters a reality

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  • [–] 40 points 7 months ago

    I went to a Hooters once around 2006 or so. Their hottest wing sauce was called "911" and for fun when the waitress came around I pointed to that on the menu and told her that I was deeply offended that Hooters would dare to use our "sacred tragedy" of 9/11 for the name of some wings. She immediately got all bug-eyed and said "oh no no no no no that's not what it means" and ran to get her manager. Manager dude came over and apologized profusely and insisted it was named after the emergency phone number. He comped the whole table's bill and gave me four $50 gift certificates to boot. At that point I was way too embarrassed to admit I was just kidding.

    I never ended up using the gift certificates. It helped that Hooter's food sucks.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Hooters is a pretty weird compromise between Moralism and Libertarianism - on one hand the whole point of it is "fat titties" and going there is an almost open admission of wanting to go see fat titties but on the socially acceptable side whilst just going to a strip joint fall on the not socially acceptable side.

    In other words, Hooters is kinda like the "no man's land" between the one side and the other in the weird war between Moralism and Libertarianism in America.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    it's so weird, too, because Hooters was originally founded to make use of a closed down strip club, and they just leaned on that as a gimmick. they hired all the sex workers who had worked at that strip club. but they did all as a joke.

    like there's a universe where hooters was founded by a locally owned employee driven co-op to keep the people who depended on that strip club solvent, and did their whole "it's a family joint" as a schtick to maintain their employees' dignities. instead we got buffalo wild wings that degrades their employees' dignities even further than buffalo wild wings by objectifying them entirely and fetishizing the product they sell.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    That second part sounds like the plot of an early 2000s raunchy comedy.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    i was thinking that. like an adam sandler movie but where the writer is actually conscious of that teh objectification of women is wrong and also that sex workers will still need work once sex work no longer is viable, and that they possess skills that make them effective in other jobs

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago

    I was talked into going once on a high school trip in the early 90s and the waitresses at that location were B cups at most, but clearly picked just for looks. It was entertaining that the guy whose idea it was to go was extremely shy and had the hardest time just talking to the waitress. Wings were ok, but not good enough to ever go again.

    More recently on an anniversary trip my wife talked us into going to Salt Life as we had been laughing about the 'slut life' looking stickers we saw back at home. It was the beach version of Hooters.

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  • [–] 39 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    The tits being visibly there but clothed just adds to the titillation. Makes sense to me. And it's less sketchy than a strip club.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Isn't that the point of the original post though? Why is titillation needed during dinner?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The point of the post was that it’s weird to find Hooters titillating at all. Let’s not act like titillation itself is a bad thing or needs to be segregated from other parts of your life. Titillation during dinner is a great mix!

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I'm an absolute pervert but hooters feels icky to me. Like, I'll gladly mix sluttiness, alcohol, and food. I'd love it if I could get some appetizers at a leather bar. And while strip clubs aren't to my taste, I respect them as honest sex work at least on the part of the strippers and patrons. But hooters is this thin facade. It's a place I associate with people telling themselves they aren't going to a strip club. Whether it's to introduce their son to manhood or to have a night out with the boys. It's not a strip club, but very specifically so.

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    There was a place near me called Smut N Eggs. Was a bar that catered to graveyard shift, we'd swing there after work at 6 in the morning to kickstart our "evening". Inside where you would expect to see sports games on the TVs around the bar, they had vintage porn playing. The walls were covered with centerfolds.

    The waitress, Michelle or Chele for short, was about 50 years old, had a smokers rasp and the look of someone who'd spent most of her younger years riding on a motorcyle, and suffered absolutely no bullshit. The food was amazing, the vast majority of people weren't even looking at the screens, they were just digging into their dinner or breakfast at 6 in the morning with a beer or three on the side.

    Place burned down years ago...damned shame.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    feels like a different kind of perversion, something along the lines of "I wanna be able to go to a place with my wife and kids where I can also constantly fantasize about other women while pretending not to"

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    When I graduated from 8th grade (that might be different from yall, but i spent 9 yrs at a k thro 8 grade school) i wanted to go to south st with my school mates. Mom was insistent, that dinner was for me and the fams, but i could pick where we went. I was sour.

    I picked hooters on delaware ave, those wonderful big tittied jawns put me up on the table, sang a song to me and there are some silly pictures that exist somewhere..

    Anywhoots I forget my point. Yes lets not objectify anyone, but like any big corp or franchise, they have some workers who are great and deserve respect.

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