I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.

Traumatic Brain Injury IS a thing.

Bloomer humor

Hope bro had an enjoyable life despite his judgy-ass parents.

It's like what happens when parents don't teach their kid and expect them to just know everything.

A "late bloomer" can live a perfectly happy and fulfilling life if you just support and believe in them the same as you would a bright kid.

Evidence this man is a failure:

Can break tables with his soft infantile head

Cannot ride bike

Can do weed

Has a job

Rip, bozo. What a fucking idiot

Lol bleak

Plot Twist: The parents were killed in a car accident on the way home from the hospital with their new son. While he survived, miraculously uninjured, and was adopted out, the parents became ghosts, unseen, hovering over him for the rest of his life ... to reunite only at the end.

Those parents clearly never "bloomed" either. A baby shouldn't have been able to destroy a table leg unless it was completely rotted out. The bike tire must have been already bent. Falling off of it in the middle a field doesn't twist up the front wheel like that. It looks like the front wheel failed and the kid was ejected forward.

That poor kid grew up in a dangerous household with neglectful parents.

“Maybe your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others”

Gee, thanks. As if I didn't feel bad enough about my life already./s

Ya, but how'd he die?

???
Judgmental ass comic lol

I like this is neither edgy nor funny.

Hey now, Castle Rat fucking rules

Capitalist propaganda posting is worse than horny posting.

Late for a society that's properly calibrated to our human nature.

I don't get it

The fuck is this supposed to mean?

Pushing up daisies... Eventually.

Maybe you project too much on people that are not you?