Clits can be over 10cm.
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Mine isn't
It’s really not that scary.
Apologies. I didn’t realize that you were afraid of being aroused.
By what? What the fuck are we talking about my guy? You made the post. You tell me.
Spoiler alert: it’s girl dicks.
Well just fyi, you’re missing out. Big time.
Think of it as a big clit. Which, biologically speaking, it is. So is yours.
ALL MEN SHOULD HAVE THEIR SPERM HARVESTED AT 18 YEARS OF AGE, THEN BE CASTERATED.
I'm so sorry, you forced my hand.
Gock scares you?
I recommend exposure therapy.
She wasn't scared
Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.
Yeah. Because they eat out!
Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.
Skill issue?

I may not have a large dick, but I'm technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

I've definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me
Sorry, this meme is ours now.
Having been told this, it's not as devastating as I thought it'd be
I mean I'm suicidal but I'm sure it has nothing to do with this
If she said that she's toxic. Same as with men saying "I wish you had bigger boobs". So if she says that, it's a red flag and you need to go!
If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren't going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.
Listen, I'd trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.
Why would a man not be handling loads of them?
Wow, OP, your post history is just...something special. This one in particular.
"It was just a joke, bro! It was just a joke! If you're offended, it's a joke, otherwise I was being sincere."
Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long.. that's the average man's penis size
I've never been told my dick is small by a woman who hadn't already told me it was big. This leads me to have two competing hypotheses about the size of my penis. It either:
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undergoes a cycle of drastic size changes that follows a sawtooth function, gradually decreasing throughout a relationship to a minimum during the relationship-ending argument only to instantly shoot back up to a maximum upon getting with the next chick, or it:
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Remains a consistent normal size while a series of women repeatedly told the same set of contradictory lies as a method of manipulating my feelings one way and then another.
Now to design an experimental apparatus to test these hypotheses.
So I'm not a beta? Cool!
Lotta gender essentialism in this comment section.
Annnd their profile is all rapid fire boomer humour posts.
Another fedi mean girl who loves to righteously scold and mock everyone for the smallest shit, demanding fair treatment and good behavior, all the while being antagonistic and rude.
Yes. Get the fuck over it and shut up.
Damn right I'm mean to transphobic dipshits! Suck my gock, you triggered loser, lmaoo
Are these enemies of yours in the room with us right now?
Not "enemies" in any ontological sense, but there's plenty of casual transphobia on Lemmy.... Like in this thread, and I have no interest in letting that shit slide
Some of you wish you were fighting transphobia, but more often than not, it's a mere excuse to get off on flailing someone. Just a bunch of mean girls.
"Boo hoo, the put upon minority was mean to me wahh"
This is how you sound. In my real life, I do actual trans organizing work. Being shitty to transphobes on Lemmy is swinging the proverbial bat around to try keep the Nazis out of the bar.
I do actual trans organizing work
the put upon minority
What, and you think I haven't? And you think I'm not one? The thing is, you never know who is behind the keyboard, but that's fine because the point is finding an excuse to an asshole, LGBT edition.
What, and you think I haven't? And you think I'm not one? The thing is, you never know who is behind the keyboard,
That's perfectly fair
but that's fine because the point is finding an excuse to an asshole, LGBT edition.
I find it troubling that you care more about me being mean, than people on Lemmy being casually transphobic. I don't want people like OP here. That's the priority.
I've had plenty of perfectly nice and pleasant conversations with people here on Lemmy. The minute I see some transphobic garbage (or any other bigotry for that matter), I'm going to shout that shit down.
I like to compare it to boob size since that also something woman naturally don't have control over.
"Of course it seems small when it's compared to the Grand Canyon."



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