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[–] 102 points 7 months ago (10 children)
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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    Really isn't. I'm not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it's awesome. Doesn't hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.

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  • [–] 95 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    Apologies. I didn’t realize that you were afraid of being aroused.

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  • [+] [S] -2 points 7 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (7 children)

    By what? What the fuck are we talking about my guy? You made the post. You tell me.

    Spoiler alert: it’s girl dicks.

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  • [+] [S] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Well just fyi, you’re missing out. Big time.

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  • [+] [S] -2 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Think of it as a big clit. Which, biologically speaking, it is. So is yours.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I recommend exposure therapy.

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  • [–] 60 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I may not have a large dick, but I'm technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

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  • [–] 50 points 7 months ago

    This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse

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  • [–] 49 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I've definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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    Having been told this, it's not as devastating as I thought it'd be

    I mean I'm suicidal but I'm sure it has nothing to do with this

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago

    You'd be surprised what some girls pack

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Clearly hasn't aroused a clit enough, next

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    If she said that she's toxic. Same as with men saying "I wish you had bigger boobs". So if she says that, it's a red flag and you need to go!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren't going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Listen, I'd trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Wow, OP, your post history is just...something special. This one in particular.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long.. that's the average man's penis size

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Well, not in every case :)

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Well it's cold ...

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I've never been told my dick is small by a woman who hadn't already told me it was big. This leads me to have two competing hypotheses about the size of my penis. It either:

    1. undergoes a cycle of drastic size changes that follows a sawtooth function, gradually decreasing throughout a relationship to a minimum during the relationship-ending argument only to instantly shoot back up to a maximum upon getting with the next chick, or it:

    2. Remains a consistent normal size while a series of women repeatedly told the same set of contradictory lies as a method of manipulating my feelings one way and then another.

    Now to design an experimental apparatus to test these hypotheses.

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    What? No, they have an invert-o-penis.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (14 children)

    Lotta gender essentialism in this comment section.

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  • [+] [S] -1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (13 children)
  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (12 children)

    Annnd their profile is all rapid fire boomer humour posts.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago* (10 children)

    Another fedi mean girl who loves to righteously scold and mock everyone for the smallest shit, demanding fair treatment and good behavior, all the while being antagonistic and rude.

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  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Damn right I'm mean to transphobic dipshits! Suck my gock, you triggered loser, lmaoo

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  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

    Are these enemies of yours in the room with us right now?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (5 children)

    Not "enemies" in any ontological sense, but there's plenty of casual transphobia on Lemmy.... Like in this thread, and I have no interest in letting that shit slide

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

    Some of you wish you were fighting transphobia, but more often than not, it's a mere excuse to get off on flailing someone. Just a bunch of mean girls.

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  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    "Boo hoo, the put upon minority was mean to me wahh"

    This is how you sound. In my real life, I do actual trans organizing work. Being shitty to transphobes on Lemmy is swinging the proverbial bat around to try keep the Nazis out of the bar.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    I do actual trans organizing work

    the put upon minority

    What, and you think I haven't? And you think I'm not one? The thing is, you never know who is behind the keyboard, but that's fine because the point is finding an excuse to an asshole, LGBT edition.

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  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    What, and you think I haven't? And you think I'm not one? The thing is, you never know who is behind the keyboard,

    That's perfectly fair

    but that's fine because the point is finding an excuse to an asshole, LGBT edition.

    I find it troubling that you care more about me being mean, than people on Lemmy being casually transphobic. I don't want people like OP here. That's the priority.

    I've had plenty of perfectly nice and pleasant conversations with people here on Lemmy. The minute I see some transphobic garbage (or any other bigotry for that matter), I'm going to shout that shit down.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I like to compare it to boob size since that also something woman naturally don't have control over.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    "Of course it seems small when it's compared to the Grand Canyon."

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