Well little Timmy, since you were SO thoughtful taking the labels out of the cans, you are going to play canned flood roulette for the next week. This means, for an entire week you pick one can at random for your dinner, and you are not allowed to have another food outside of what the can offers. In the meanwhile, the rest of us will eat your favorite things in front of you, while you are in your sad corner eating your can of food. Me and your mother are going to place bets to see how long your spirit lasts. Let the games begin
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Lol.
Guess what "kid" is having for dinner for the next month?
What's for dinner?
Can.
Fun to imagine but not realistic in real world.
Except I had a very similar experience growing up, so, yea, realistic.
I didn't remove the labels, but we definitely had "canned surprise" until the unlabelled cans were used up.
Besides, who cares how realistic it is? It's a joke.
That's most of the next month's dinner for your kid. They get to pick out one can a night.
Go buy a canned something you know they don't like. Remove the labels and replace some of the cans with it. Require them to eat a mystery can a week.
Dog food is technically safe for human consumption.
I would say giving them one of the cans they unlabeled to eat for dinner each night is a reasonable consequence for their actions and could teach them a lesson about the need for emotional regulation at an age when the consequences are not severe.
Feeding a child dog food is child abuse and not appropriate in any situation. Though the premise is funny enough to be in a work of fiction, say in an adult sitcom on FX or some other edgy programming block.
That's why I said technically. After a few times of hitting random beans when they hit the dog food and go into a panic I'd be like "The factory must have mislabeled a run of something! I would call the factory so they could recall this lot number, but I don't know which factory to call since there's no label..." Turning it into a lesson on how there's more to identifying items than just knowing what you want to eat.
Once the kid was suitably panicked, I wouldn't actually make them eat it, but some kids are stubborn enough to try anyway, so: "technically."
This reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement. When they bought cans of food with the labels peeled off because they were pretty much free.
Tim said, 'these have no labels on them. They could be artichokes or dog food' and one of the boys (forgot who) said, ' the way mom cooks... I don't think it makes a difference'.
Yeah that turns into whatever I open you eat I hope you enjoy Spaghetti with ragu and canned peaches.
I never understood being grounded. When I was a kid, we just snuck out anyway because what are they gonna do, super ground us?
For me at least, being grounded was the preferable alternative to having my ass beaten physically off my body with the nearest leather belt or wooden implement. I can serve my time and be free afterward, or I can make things worse for everyone involved, and still be grounded but also be physically harmed while I'm grounded.
Was this good and right? Hell if I know, man. It feels like a fundamental disrespect of someone's human rights, but also, I was ten, and it succeeded in teaching me to be less of an incorrigible little fucker.
It was wrong and there were other ways to get you to be less of an incorrigible little fucker that wouldn’t have hurt you so much.
There would have been so many other ways to shape your attitude, which you probably developed because of your parents to begin with. Sorry they failed you and that you had to experience that.
In my house it was:
Grounded.
Grounded to bedroom
Grounded to bedroom with all toys locked away (books didn't count)
I loved reading so I mostly just stopped there and read 30 volumes of old science magazines in a row.
This pic is so old it owes a caveman $20.
Yet another in a long series of examples of why I never wanted kids.
This would be the highlight of my week. I love telling my friends about the devious shit my 2 yo comes up with this is peak rebellion.
Are you afraid they will be just like you?
I'd hate them less than the mini-yous looking for petty reasons to be mean on the internet.
Looks like I touched on the truth since the only way it can be seen by some as mean to point it out. When its a honest question since everyone was a child at some time and its pretty insane to hate kids when we all were a child at one time. Its better though for the people who can't stand kids to not have them. After all they are probably not qualified to manage their own lives.
What truth? They said they didn't want the experience of having kids, not that they hate kids. Lol
After all they are probably not qualified to manage their own lives.
And you double down.
Nope just telling it like it is. Nothing you can say can change that.
You're not "telling it like it is" if you misunderstand or deliberately twist what they mean. Don't be so stubborn, jc. lol
I'm not misunderstanding anything. You are though. Kinda sad really.
Sad and toxic is talking nonsense when called out on your bs rather than admitting to your mistake.
Yes you are.
So you are just a troll.
You're like the third person I've seen try this, where you'll get backed into a corner and start saying random stupid shit to see what sticks. lol
I'm not backed in to a corner. You think I am and thats fine. I'm sure you will keep meeting people like this since you seem incapable of seeing you are exactly what you describe everyone else being.
You are upset I see people who don't like kids as being childish since everyone was a kid at one time. Being an adult who dislikes children is the hallmark of an immature adult. Its true and nothing you say or ascribe to me in terms of stupid little dog whistles like toxicity apply to my comment. The toxicity is the person who dislikes young minds being young. A forgetful person who forgets they were once just like those kids.
This you?
That's a lot of words for something I don't care about. lol Toxic af.
If that is so why are still trying to talk to me?
Wym trying to talk to you? You're in my inbox saying stupid shit. lol
Quit replying to me and it will cease.
You first.
Done, now you.
As soon at you are.
Go back and read what I said. It makes sense if you have any sense.
No, no, I want you to use your own words to walk me through it. Let's revise your claim and don't forget to quote me.
So you you just go around acting like this normally. You can't win. You never can. No matter what you say about me. No matter how you feel about me. No matter how many times you fail to make any valid point devolving in to insulting me you can't win. I'm not calling you a dumbass. Seems like there is something vitally important about this to you. For me its watching a show while you keep not getting it.
No you don't. You don't understand some of the most basic things about interacting with others. You certainly have missed the point of several things I've said. The idea that I don't have to say things you like. What I've said has you upset. No use denying it. I do think people who have a problem with kids being kids are childish themselves. You are acting very childish. Not that you are aware of it. You cannot retain what you cannot understand. You don't understand. You probably are not able to.
Let's see if there is a limit to thread depth, I guess
Guess it’s supper roulette time! Kid even gets to choose the can!
- Why is the casserole so dry? Well the cream of mushroom soup turned out to be garbanzo beans.
- Why are the nachos so soggy? The refried beans turned out to be coconut milk.
- Oh boy! Spaghetti with progresso and meatballs.
- And for dessert? Mmmm, baked bean upside down cake!
This is an excellent idea. Now, not only as a kid eating crappy food. The entire family is annoyed with the kid. This is a win-win
Nah that makes the whole family suffer. I don't have to eat pineapple lasagna just because the kid acted like a brat
Honestly, we're going to see this kid on a dateline special and the psychiatrist will spout off some name in Latin for this disorder.
The obvious consequence for his actions are right there. Use the mystery cans of food against him (put them inside a pillowcase and use it to thrash the devil out of him)
I'd be honestly amazed at labels coming off so cleanly.
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