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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's most of the next month's dinner for your kid. They get to pick out one can a night.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Real life consequences.

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[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Or instead of child abuse, you could make him work at a soup kitchen and appreciate the value of wasting food

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