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[–] 12 points 7 months ago

Why is it hanging out with Alvin?

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Finally: woke dog

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    And you thought snouts and assholes were the worst thing in your buns 😭

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    My gay friend in college had a textbook all about pointless, gendered things in advertisements. There were even poops that were a man poop and a woman poop.

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    [–] 47 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    Hold up...is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog's hand?

    In what context does this even exist?? 😄

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (12 children)

    "Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?"

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    That's just a normal hotdog then lol

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I really don't understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don't look at my fingers and think "DICKS!!!¡!" and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat....

    Yeah, nevermind. I get it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago*

    "I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.

    You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a "flail":

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    That was a relatively recent invention

    Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.

    Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000–21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (4 children)

    Prehistoric figurines like that I'm counting as inadmissible because we don't know what they were for. It's common to call them "Venuses" and something something fertility totems but nobody knows for sure what they're for or why they were made. They could have been anything from goddess totems to self-portraits to wank dolls.

    Contrast that to portraits of Min on Egyptian temple walls where we have a pretty thorough understanding of their purpose.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    Let's face it. They were wank dolls. Prehistoric hustler.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    I saw a video by Joe Scott in which he asked the question, what was the earliest depiction of a human face? Because it's a weirdly recent phenomenon; prehistoric cave paintings are full of animals and silhouettes of human hands, but rarely any humans at all and if so only as rudimentary stick figures, nowhere near as well drawn as the animals. There are extremely few depictions of human faces that predate the invention of writing. Those "Venus" statues are practically always headless or, like the one shown above, has an abstract nub where the head should be.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago

    Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    You've never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I want breast implants on my wiener.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Alvin and the Titdogs

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn't procreate.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG 👀👅🤩

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    And a very wide stance.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    A simple misunderstanding. He ordered a hot bitch.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Microwave bubbles is all. Nothing to gawk at.

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    You are what your main ingredient is.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Nah that's its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin' ass.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    It's taking a dump. Titties and scat.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    And a wiener.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    the perfect woman

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    It IS supposed to be hot...

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Can I eat it?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    How else can you tell it's a girl hotdog?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Hotdog or hotbitch?

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    [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    That means she must gotta weiner vag

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